So I went and took the AIDS test

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So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby Beowulf » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:52 pm

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AIDS is a big deal in Hollywood (read: lots of gays), and there are free clinics all around town, where you can walk in, get your mouth swabbed, wait 20 minutes and find out if you have AIDS.

What they don't tell you is that sitting in a waiting room waiting for your results is the most awful 20 minutes of your entire life. Every one night stand, every broken condom, every "oh SHIT, you're on birth control right?" flashes through your mind on endless repeat. The above is a picture of me quietly dying of nerves.

The test came out negative though, and even though I had no reason to believe I had AIDS, hearing those results made my knees weak and I sank against the wall.

























IN OTHER NEWS, HELLO LADIES

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sorry, I had too :lol:
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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby Radical_Yue » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:07 pm

There are no females on the internet.
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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby Athena » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:27 pm

Pool's open, due to Beo.
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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby Prodigi » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:05 pm

I fokken lol'd.
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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby guy07 » Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:51 am

R.I.P Decoy. :amv:
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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby dokidoki » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:29 pm

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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby downwithpants » Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:54 pm

use protection when you have the gay sex
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Re: So I went and took the AIDS test

Postby Beowulf » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:13 pm

downwithpants wrote:use protection when you have the gay sex


Jesus, I'm probably the only 23 year old male in Hollywood who ISN'T gay. Black dudes and turks in mercedes benzes honk their horns at me when I'm on the street, and I can't count the number of times I've gotten the hungry stare from some puff in skinny jeans on Sunset.

God bless America :puke:
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