cheesecake is...
the physical manifestation of all the malice and ill will that humanity has secreted over the course of written history with a diabolical filling made from the cottage cheese of human torture and suffering caused by the flying spaghetti monster baked in the fires of hell topped with cream separated by the tears of a thousand orphans from the milk of deceit and a cherry from the tree of evil which has been nourished with the blood of elves, uinicorms...and guy07
and that's the short version













