I knew there was a reason I married her

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I knew there was a reason I married her

Postby godix » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:51 pm

... besides the sex of course. Very first thing my wife says when I wake up today:

"Can we get a white kitten and paint a swastika on his forehead? Or name him anthrax?"

Sad thing is, I'm gonna be spending all day trying to figure out if she was making a joke or if she really wants to do this.
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Postby aesling » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:31 pm

Your wife is awesome.
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Postby Serv0 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:40 pm

Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:55 pm

Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
a sense of humor?
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Postby Serv0 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:57 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:
Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
a sense of humor?

Maybe it does have to do with the fact that I am a cynical bastard. However girl's who feed off of randomness have always ended with me face palming myself. This is ironic, because 90% of the org members feeds off of randomness.
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Postby NS » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:01 pm

Yes, Girls who have a really good sense of humor and like stuff like this are usually fucking dumb as bricks, but sometimes you'll find a smart'n :O
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Postby Niotex » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:35 pm

Serv0 wrote:
The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:
Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
a sense of humor?

Maybe it does have to do with the fact that I am a cynical bastard. However girl's who feed off of randomness have always ended with me face palming myself. This is ironic, because 90% of the org members feeds off of randomness.
Why so serious? :roll:
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Re: I knew there was a reason I married her

Postby Sukunai » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:00 am

godix wrote:... besides the sex of course. Very first thing my wife says when I wake up today:

"Can we get a white kitten and paint a swastika on his forehead? Or name him anthrax?"

Sad thing is, I'm gonna be spending all day trying to figure out if she was making a joke or if she really wants to do this.


Either she got a bad batch of meds, or you fucked up real bad somewhere and just don't realize it.

That sounded like a very sinister message :)
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Postby ZephyrStar » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:56 pm

all heil the Anthrax.
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Postby CodeZTM » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:21 pm

Serv0 wrote:
The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:
Serv0 wrote:Your wife has all the same qualities of why I broke up with my last girlfriend.
a sense of humor?

Maybe it does have to do with the fact that I am a cynical bastard. However girl's who feed off of randomness have always ended with me face palming myself. This is ironic, because 90% of the org members feeds off of randomness.


I like the random girl thing, personally. :O

Although some sort of a brain would be nice.
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Postby guy07 » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:56 am

Brains are over rated. Somehow a bigger brain makes their pants harder to remove :P
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Postby JaddziaDax » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:18 am

no girl would remove her pants for guy07 anyways, maybe they are all too smart for him?
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Postby Kitsuner » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:30 am

Why are swastika painting and anthrax naming mutually exclusive?
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Postby guy07 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:07 pm

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Postby aesling » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:13 pm

I find the "Think before you say something stupid" part especially ironic coming from you, guy.
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