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Postby godix » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:21 pm

Today a young student named Otohiko in Ontario Canada died. Last evening he fell while chasing a bus. Alcohol was alleged to have been involved. He had a minor injury to his knee and his elbow was broken. His pride was unhurt however because he was rather used to doing stupid stuff.

The student delayed in seeking medical help for almost 24 hours. Once he arrived at the hospital they mistakenly thought he was there for transgender surgery. After wacking his dick off and handing it to a circus monkey to play with Otohiko awoke from anesthesia. He proceeded to feel up his new tits with a smile on his face, looked down, realized what is missing, then jumped from a first floor window while yelling 'NOOOOOO!" His fall was broken by a pre-surgery transgender who was looking around confused at why he had a cast on his arm. The pre-surgery tranny proceeded to beat the living shit out of the student, who died on the spot.

Surviving Otohiko are his parents. his brother, and NO girlfriend. That's right, the little putz couldn't ever get a woman. So there's no one surviving him that's really going to miss him all that much. His father said 'Thank god, now all that evil computer radiation in my house can be tossed out'. His mother said, well, something or another in Russian. Fuck if we know what it was. It was probably a poignant and moving tribute to her son, although we are at a loss to explain why she had a smile on her face. His brother in japan said, while surrounded by 20 naked Japanese women, "Damnit, don't bother me, I'm in middle of a bukkake lovers dream!" Orwell, his friend, remarked "Did his laptop survive? I got an EB game on it."


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Postby Orwell » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:36 pm

I'll miss that EB game. :cry:

Oh and something about Oto or other. Gahd, I think.
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Postby Brad » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:46 pm

Good night, sweet prince.
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Postby guy07 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:22 pm

IS THAT A EPIOHONE LES PAUL HE'S HOLDING?! I got one too :O
So somebody else can have it. I don't need two. But maybe if i had 4 arms ....
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Postby Kitsuner » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:53 pm

Really? Dang :(
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Postby Yok/0 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:50 am

Did he drop anything good?
*Manly tears*
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Postby Orwell » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:08 am

Yoko+ wrote:Did he drop anything good?
*Manly tears*


No, the important part was that he DIDN'T drop EB. Now if dad can just send me the turn before he throws it all out, we're good.
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Postby Serv0 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:27 am

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Postby Nessephanie » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:50 am

surprisingly, I actually don't find this funny. *shrugs*
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Postby godix » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:16 am

What's surprising about that?
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Postby Ileia » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:59 am

Nessephanie wrote:surprisingly, I actually don't find this funny. *shrugs*


It's okay, I didn't think it was funny either. Not due to being in bad taste, just...not amusing at all. You're letting yourself go, godix.
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Postby Minion » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:54 am

can i have his head? that'd be one wicked wall ornament if i open a bar
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Postby dwchang » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:38 pm

I realize I'm being a big party pooper here, but given how recently Zabet passed away, I kinda find this 'joke' to be really distasteful. :down:
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Postby jasper-isis » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:38 pm

So I came back online today and thought, "Crap, I forgot to tell anybody besides Orwell."

...

I guess there was no point in worrying about that, huh.
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Postby Otohiko » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:38 pm

I would be sort of amused, but I just spent 3 days in hospital, 2 of them hooked up on IV and 3 hours in ortho surgery. I am on a cocktail of painkillers, and my arm has 2 huge bolts through the elbow, steel plates connecting them to armbones on both sides, a large amount of wire holding broken-off pieces of my left elbow together. Which is to say my elbow is now almost completely titanium. All of that was done through a 6" lengthwise and 3" lateral incisions that are now held together with a ton of staples and will leave huge scars. Hopefully everything will go fine from this point on but there is a risk I could regain only partial use of my elbow. however all 3 major nerves going through my arm are undamaged and my hand will be okay. I can move and feel it just fine, but only up to the point where my forearm muscles are only partally needed - some of those are really fucked up at the moment. And typing with my right hand aint much fun right now either, s o I'll stop. I will go eat and later be on skype if anyone wants to talk (see message befire contact)

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PS - while I actually think the whole incident is a joke on me indeed and have kept up spirits over it (people at the hospital were surprised - I hardly cringed and never complained, turned down optional drugs and kept unusually cheerful), I disapprove of this one and godix gets a tentative fuck you :roll:
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