Evil Genie Wish

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Evil Genie Wish

Postby CodeZTM » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:12 pm

Ok, another game for donators with a lot of time on their hands.

Here's how the game works: First, a person will make a wish. It is up to you, as an evil genie to twist that wish into something horrible, while still actually granting the wish. For example:

Wish: I Wish For a Cat
Reward: You get a lion which mauls you, but is still technically a cat.

Then you get to make a wish in return. After telling a person how horrible their wish is twisted, you make a wish which is in turn twisted by the next post.

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I'll start off with an easy one.

I wish for a ring.
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Postby Koopiskeva » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:20 pm

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Postby Koopiskeva » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:21 pm

/me fondles chrono |:
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Postby Ileia » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:21 pm

Wish granted. You get a child pornography ring. Which puts you in jail.

I wish for a post after this.
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Postby inthesto » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:23 pm

Wish granted, but it's a post by me.

I wish for this wish to not come true.
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Postby Koopiskeva » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:23 pm

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Postby Fall_Child42 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:26 pm

I wish for a bowl of healthy tasty vegetarian Vietnamese soup.

your wish is granted, and i ate at mcdonalds :(
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Postby Kitsuner » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:41 pm

Did we play this already, or did someone wish I get sent back from the future?
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Postby neorose » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:41 pm

Your wish is granted I send you back to 1985.

I wish for one more inch so I can have a foot long.
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Postby Mithroch » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:19 am

You now have an inch long third foot... afflicted with tinea pedis.

I wish for cake
oh yeah... here it comes...
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Postby Kitsuner » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:50 am

Here's your urinal cake. I wish to die in a very painful manner.
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Postby Savia » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:39 am

You are transported to a manor house, which is filled with many instances of Pain. Whilst there you are given two die- that is, a pair of dice. However you are not a fan of Pain and find that a pair a' dice is not, in fact, your paradise.

I wish for world peace.
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Postby AquaSky » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:45 am

The world is at peace. And because war is no longer a factor in population control, the birth rate far exceeds the death rate, and the planet becomes overpopulated, causing worldwide famine and disease due to unhygenic clustered living conditions.

I wish for a pony. <:|
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Postby Fall_Child42 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:41 am

You get a my little pony sex doll.

I wish for a small bowl of freshly brewed tea with no milk, that was brewed in accordance with ISO 3103
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Postby guy07 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:25 am

You get your tea ...but there's CREAM inside it :O

I want a turn with chrono next ....lol
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