Just thought I would have a little fun. :O
Millennium
Which is correct?
A: The Second Millennium began Jan. 1, 2000.
B: The Second Millennium began Jan. 1, 2001.
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8 Letters
What word is suggested by the letters HIJKLMNO ?
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Las Vegas
Tanya has taken two trips to Las Vegas with her husband Leo, but Leo has taken only one trip to Las Vegas with Tanya. How is this possible?
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September
A man born in March has his birthday in September. Although he was orphaned as a young child he grew up and married his father. How is this possible?
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Seconds
Quickly: How many seconds are there in a year?
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Linseed
Rearrange the letters of GROW NO LINSEED to spell one single word.
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Lori
In which state does Lori live?
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Who Uses It?
People who make it do not wish to use it. People who need it do not buy it. People who use it do not know they are using it.
What is it?
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Rich and Poor
What is better than happiness and worse than death? The poor have it, the rich lack it, and you die if you eat it.
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Fool
K: Look, Fren Li, here comes that simpleton Phu Dhal Mya.
F: Why do you call him a simpleton, Kuh Ki?
K: Watch, I will show you. Here, Phu, would you like this shiny quarter, or this dollar bill?
P: I would like the shiny quarter.
K: See? He does that every time.
F: I think you are the greater fool.
K: Why?
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Pronunciation
Which common English word is most often pronounced incorrectly?
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Fourth
Do they have the Fourth of July in Canada?
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The Suspects
Two suspects are brought in for questioning after a murder. The only statements the police can get are these.
Suspect A: I am innocent.
Suspect B: Exactly one of us is telling the truth.
Which one is the murderer?






