dokool wrote:everyone is hero-worshipping him because by some strange coincidence he managed to avoid Darwin's cruel hand of fate.
Copycat_Revolver wrote:Have no fear though. At his funeral, I hear they're going to strap wheels and rockets to his casket and launch him off a ramp over twenty parked hearses, then land in his grave.
Copycat_Revolver wrote:No one likes an over-achiever...
They worshipped him because he was a lunatic who broke himself so often but still got back up and started jumping schoolbuses again as soon as he'd healed. That's the American spirit!
Tsunami Jones wrote:godix wrote:You can't? Really? Fuck, the world is taking away everything I consider heroic.
You see godix, the key word was almost. He failed! :O
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