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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:51 am

godix wrote:Right about now you're puking on yourself and trying to figure out if you have the hand eye coordination to jerk off, aren't you?


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Postby godix » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:53 am

Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.
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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:53 am

godix wrote:Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.


TOO LONG
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Postby godix » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:54 am

Now you're just bragging.
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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:54 am

godix wrote:Now you're just bragging.


TOO LAAAAATERATRYTU
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Postby aesling » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:54 am

Otohiko wrote:
godix wrote:Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.


TOO LONG


I bet godix doesn't hear THAT too often. Or ever.
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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:55 am

aesling wrote:
Otohiko wrote:
godix wrote:Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.


TOO LONG


I bet godix doesn't hear THAT too often. Or ever.


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Postby godix » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:56 am

Hey oto, there are still some threads in OT that haven't been locked that you overlooked. Quick, go add your wisdom to every thread that's not locked.
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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:56 am

godix wrote:Hey oto, there are still some threads in OT that haven't been locked that you overlooked. Quick, go add your wisdom to every thread that's not locked.


HAT WAS TAP TAPO ATAPOREAR
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Postby godix » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:57 am

I almost feel sorry for the mods tomorrow.
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Postby NeoQuixotic » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:57 am

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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:57 am

anubisx00 wrote:Image
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NOT REALLY
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Postby godix » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:58 am

Otohiko wrote:NOT REALLY

That made sense. You need another drink.
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Postby Otohiko » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:58 am

godix wrote:
Otohiko wrote:NOT REALLY

That made sense. You need another drink.


NOT AREALYEA
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Postby godix » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:00 am

Otohiko wrote:
godix wrote:
Otohiko wrote:NOT REALLY

That made sense. You need another drink.


NOT AREALYEA

Not an areola? What does Aeslings tits have to do with anything?
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