godix wrote:Right about now you're puking on yourself and trying to figure out if you have the hand eye coordination to jerk off, aren't you?
WHAT EYRE
godix wrote:Right about now you're puking on yourself and trying to figure out if you have the hand eye coordination to jerk off, aren't you?
godix wrote:Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.
Otohiko wrote:godix wrote:Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.
TOO LONG

aesling wrote:Otohiko wrote:godix wrote:Pro tip: You know how you're seeing three right hands right now? You probably know enough to realize that the middle one is key. But here's the part most drunks don't realize, you gotta use the middle dick to. See, the middle hand trying to yank the left or right dick doesn't work. You just end up slapping yourself in the balls. So, middle hand. Middle dick. 2 minutes of pleasure.
TOO LONG
I bet godix doesn't hear THAT too often. Or ever.
godix wrote:Hey oto, there are still some threads in OT that haven't been locked that you overlooked. Quick, go add your wisdom to every thread that's not locked.
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