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Postby JudgeHolden » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:58 am

JaddziaDax wrote:
godix wrote:- 15 people threatened me with death if I so much as look at them.


i think that those people were probably the smartest of the bunch >.>


He forgot to mention that they were 15 - 16 year old girls ....... and his hand was making its way to their asses as he said ... "Wanna look at my map baby?"



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Postby Kristyrat » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:07 am

JudgeHolden wrote:He forgot to mention that they were 15 - 16 year old girls ....... and his hand was making its way to their asses as he said ... "Wanna look at my map baby?"


Oi, I've got to try that one sometime :O
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Postby guy07 » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:36 pm

godix wrote: I decided to test how much Americans know. So I took the following map with me to the mall and asked random people to point to Canada on this map

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8079/canadaae6.jpg

The results:

- 12 people thought I was selling a GPS system.
- 15 people threatened me with death if I so much as look at them.
- 3 people threatened to turn me into security as a terrorist threat for asking funny questions
- 5 people were astounded that Greenland is as large as America (I didn't bother correcting them)
- 8 people told me Canada is misspelled.
- 4 people pointed to Russia for some unknown reason
- 2 people pointed to Australia
- 1 person correctly pointed to Canada

So there you have it, 2% of Americans know enough to correctly identify Canada on a world map. Which is actually far better results than I expected.


minion wrote:are you writing a book about how to lie on the internet?

:lol:





and actually, all this shit did happen. I see no reason to lie about stuff like that ... or at all : /
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Postby godix » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:26 pm

All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Annie: All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons
Ash: “All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons.”
Annie: First there was Ed, a really nice guy.
Didn’t talk too much but I didn’t mind. I was all set to marry him, but
before we could consummate Ed was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: Then it was Daddy
Ash & Scott: “Daddy”
Annie: Who I could count on.
Ash & Scott: “Awoo”
Annie: “He loved to read the Necronomicon”
Ash & Scott: “Book of the Dead”
Annie: He also enjoyed playing board games.
But he can’t sink my battleship now ‘cause Dad was killed by a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: They say love is cruel and I believe them, my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons. Why?
Scott: I don’t know.
Ash: Annie baby, I know it seems bad now: it always does!
But I think you’re exaggerating a touch Sugar Bean.
I mean, sure, your father and fiancé were killed by Candarian Demons,
but that’s only two men, isn’t it?
I mean there’s no way that
ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
Annie: Oh, no? It was high school
Ash & Scott: “High School”
Annie: Senior prom.
Ash & Scott: “Oh yeah!”
Annie: Going with my steady Howie Brown.
Ash & Scott: “Howie Brown”
Annie: A perfect night
Ash & Scott: Howie Brown?
Annie: Like I always dreamed.
Ash & Scott: A little girl’s dream…
Annie: But when “Stairway to Heaven” began
Howe was killed by (damn!) a Candarian Demon.
Ash & Scott: “Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon”
Annie: All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands!
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends.
Gay Friends: “Hey!”
Annie: Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed.
And now that I’ve met you two guys I know you’ll soon be dead!
Scott: What the f--?
Annie: They say love is cruel (Shoop shoo-wa) and I believe them (Shoop shoo-wa),
my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men
in my life—and I mean ALL the men (in my life)
EVERY single man!—in my life,
keeps getting killed by Candarian Demons!
Ash: Candarian Demons
Scott: Oo-ee-oo-oo!
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Postby requiett » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:34 pm

I understand Alaska is more Canadian than Canada.
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Postby JudgeHolden » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:46 am

requiett wrote:I understand Alaska is more Canadian than Canada.


I thought it was more Russian then Russia ..... :roll:
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Postby Flint the Dwarf » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:46 am

Well, you're a moron.
Kusoyaro: We don't need a leader. We need to SHUT UP. Make what you want to make, don't make you what you don't want to make. If neither of those applies to you, then you need to SHUT UP MORE.
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Postby JudgeHolden » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:43 am

Flint the Dwarf wrote:Well, you're a moron.


Yep, we didn't buy Alaska from the Russians ... Never happened, never happened ..... :roll:
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