The If.... Would... Thread

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:30 pm

Basically, this thread is dedicated to questions that fit the : If... Would... Question criteria. You must first answer the question asked, then give another question to take its place. For example:

IF: You found the death note on the ground, and realized that you could use it to kill anybody in the world...

WOULD: You use it?

So, here's my first question:

IF: You recieved 1,000,000 dollars by winning a giant contest, but only after the crew leaves (and signs it over to your name) you realize that it belongs to your vacationing neighbors....

WOULD: You keep it?

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:08 pm

Realistically, yes. Essentially it's a contest of luck, I'm assuming some drawing. Otherwise they'd probably get the check at whatever contest it was. And, as luck would have it, someone fucked up and gave me the check. To continue...

IF: Your neighbors found out about you winning the contest that they know you didn't enter, and contacted whatever agency to verify the winner's name/address or whatever, then confronted you about it...

WOULD: You give it back, take it to court, or some other option?

requiett · Post by **requiett** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:59 pm

I'd use the death note on the neighbors and keep the check.

IF: You were stranded on an island and your spouse already died of starvation...

WOULD: You eat his/her corpse for sustenance?

godix · Post by **godix** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:06 pm

requiett wrote:I'd use the death note on the neighbors and keep the check.

IF: You were stranded on an island and your spouse already died of starvation...

WOULD: You eat his/her corpse for sustenance?

Fuck no. I've cum inside her. Eating that is just sick.

IF: while banging away at a barely legal woman and her mother walks in

WOULD: You invite the mother to join?

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:49 pm

godix wrote:
requiett wrote:I'd use the death note on the neighbors and keep the check.

IF: You were stranded on an island and your spouse already died of starvation...

WOULD: You eat his/her corpse for sustenance?
Fuck no. I've cum inside her. Eating that is just sick.

IF: while banging away at a barely legal woman and her mother walks in

WOULD: You invite the mother to join?

In the original phrasing of the question, yes, because I don't see how I could've sunk any lower. In this phrasing as obviously altered by a mod, nah.

IF: You were attacked by a raptor.

WOULD: You die?

Kristyrat · Post by **Kristyrat** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:36 pm

Otohiko wrote: In the original phrasing of the question, yes, because I don't see how I could've sunk any lower. In this phrasing as obviously altered by a mod, nah.

IF: You were attacked by a raptor.

WOULD: You die?

Nope, I'd punch it in the gills

IF: You survived that raptor attack.

WOULD: They be clever girls?

[/obligatory JP reference]

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:39 am

Only if they hold onto their butts.

IF: You were a puppet.

WOULD: You be allowed on Sesame Street?

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:13 am

No, but maybe on the chepelle show ...

IF: you found the secret for immortality

WOULD: you tell the world?

Arigatomina · Post by **Arigatomina** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:48 am

For a price. I'd want the patent.

If: you ran over the neighbor's dog.

Would: you hide the body?

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:22 pm

Uh. No. Why hide it when you know that the Chinese food people down the street will pay big bucks for it.

If: You found that you were e-mailed a map detailing how to get over a million dollors, tax free, by simply killing someone....

Would: You do it?