The If.... Would... Thread

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:56 am

godix wrote:
guy07 wrote:Right. back on track.

IF: you could make you could make a living making $2000 everyday simply by having sex with two of the ugliest people you have ever seen (one female ...one male, to make it even grosser ) each, once a day

WOULD: you take the job? Keeping in mind the job has a two month contact.

Think about it, that adds up really quick, in 10 days you would have $20,000.
You're willing to pay 2 grand a day to get laid? Damn guy07, I knew you were desperate but shit. Just go get some nappy ass ho drunk instead.

Funny

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Hey, don't let this thread die, this is funny shit,see what happens when we get off topic?

IF: you could travel to the moon for a day

Would: you go?

Orwell · Post by **Orwell** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:32 pm

No, I would only be traveling to it, not visiting it, exploring it, just sitting strapped in a not very safe firework. And despite what they tell you, the journey, not the destination, does NOT make the adventure. Usually.

guy07 · Post by **guy07** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:08 pm

Hey, u gotta post a question if u post a answer! your what's wrong with the thread ...nay, the WHOLE WORLD! YOU SHOULD DIE!

Or maybe go watch midori no hibi ...man that show's hilarious, seriously, he's got a girl on his hand, what a riot!!