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Postby Orwell » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:06 pm

I would have just poisoned the rest and taken their duchies and counties, then tell the middle class that they could have everything their predecessors did if they can levy a army enough to conquer the rest of Europe, all the while putting loyalist agents inside to watch for insurrection. Mare Nostrum shall be ours yet.
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Postby Flint the Dwarf » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:00 pm

I'd just poison everyone cuz I'm a sadist.
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Postby guy07 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:04 am

Right. back on track.

IF: you could make you could make a living making $2000 everyday simply by having sex with two of the ugliest people you have ever seen (one female ...one male, to make it even grosser :P) each, once a day

WOULD: you take the job? Keeping in mind the job has a two month contact.

Think about it, that adds up really quick, in 10 days you would have $20,000.
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Postby Orwell » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:42 am

God damn it, you mean I've been doing that shit for next to free? They probably don't even have Dementia!
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Postby godix » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:46 am

guy07 wrote:Right. back on track.

IF: you could make you could make a living making $2000 everyday simply by having sex with two of the ugliest people you have ever seen (one female ...one male, to make it even grosser :P) each, once a day

WOULD: you take the job? Keeping in mind the job has a two month contact.

Think about it, that adds up really quick, in 10 days you would have $20,000.

You're willing to pay 2 grand a day to get laid? Damn guy07, I knew you were desperate but shit. Just go get some nappy ass ho drunk instead.
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Postby guy07 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:56 am

godix wrote:
guy07 wrote:Right. back on track.

IF: you could make you could make a living making $2000 everyday simply by having sex with two of the ugliest people you have ever seen (one female ...one male, to make it even grosser :P) each, once a day

WOULD: you take the job? Keeping in mind the job has a two month contact.

Think about it, that adds up really quick, in 10 days you would have $20,000.

You're willing to pay 2 grand a day to get laid? Damn guy07, I knew you were desperate but shit. Just go get some nappy ass ho drunk instead.


Funny :roll:
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Postby guy07 » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Hey, don't let this thread die, this is funny shit,see what happens when we get off topic?

IF: you could travel to the moon for a day

Would: you go?
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Postby Orwell » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:32 pm

No, I would only be traveling to it, not visiting it, exploring it, just sitting strapped in a not very safe firework. And despite what they tell you, the journey, not the destination, does NOT make the adventure. Usually.
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Postby guy07 » Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:08 pm

Hey, u gotta post a question if u post a answer! your what's wrong with the thread ...nay, the WHOLE WORLD! YOU SHOULD DIE! :evil:

Or maybe go watch midori no hibi ...man that show's hilarious, seriously, he's got a girl on his hand, what a riot!!
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