This morning for breakfast I got one of those Meaty Breakfast Burritos from Jack in the Box (I was actually wanting to try that Sirloin Steak and Eggs Breakfast Burrito with Chipotle sauce, but I misread the menu or something :/), and the sausage didn't really sit well with my stomach, so I ended up having to poop a few times as I was getting ready for the day (showering, dressing, etc). Needless to say, this got a little annoying after a while, so around 10:30, when I started feeling some more rumbling down below, I decided to go run some errands to distract myself. On the way home from depositing a rebate check, however, I spotted a car that looked like it was on a test drive out of one of the used car lots along Greenback. Since I didn't remember seeing it on the lot when I visited a couple weeks ago, I followed it and checked out some of the "newer" cars. The salesman at CBR Imports started talking at me though, and he kinda creeped me out, so after looking at the cars he suggested, I left the lot and suddenly got the urge to wander around town.
At around eleven o'clock, I meandered along streets that I've driven down many times, but on foot they felt a lot different. I finally checked out the used book store on Madison and the archery shop on Main (craziest bows I ever seen o_o), explored under a worn down stone bridge (gotta go back there again sometime, cool shit), and looked at various houses along the road (Folsom has some nice looking houses). I encountered a dead cat and something that looked like a large, dead, dried up lizard. I discovered that Orangevale has a very large number of barber shops and automotive stores (though it's kinda hard not to notice the latter) and that there are quite a few areas under construction (including a large stone pit whose purpose I can't discern). I also picked up some fallen garbage cans, talked with my former taekwondo instructor, and got a nazi salute from a guy pushing a shopping cart along the sidewalk. I ended up walking for about five hours, plus a break for lunch around two. It was a pretty fun day, I'd say.
So, donators, what has the urge to poop made YOU do?









