stories about people that are too stupid for the work they do
back in highschool, me and another student got into an argument. a person anoyd by our bickering said "please shut the fuck up".
i don't recall what came directly after that, but he somehow got pulled into the arguement.
(we should have shut the fuck up)
the teacher said "he asked nicely, in a rude way".
i said "that's an oxymoron".
not knowing the word, she assumes that i'm calling her a moron and goes crazy. she consults with 2 other teachers who happened to be in the room, and neither of them knew the word either. they said i was making up a word to cover for calling a teacher stupid.
they send me to the office. i explain to a dean. he does not know the word.
finally, they call me back to the room after looking it up in a dictionary.
they tell me to never use the word again, and that "it has 2 definitions. it can also mean a foolosh person".
i declined to call her a moron, though tempting.







