So being the arrogant fuck I am I couldn't help but notice that, yet again, I am not the person interviewed for the AMV newsletter. So I decided to rectify that. If any of you fuckers want to interview yourself as well, feel free.
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Godix is an American editor best know for always knowing where the subtle line between humor and just plain bad taste is. It doesn't stop him from crossing it of course, but he is usually fully well aware of where it is while he's stomping past it and straight into the necrophilia bestiality jokes. He is the founding, and only, member of the studio 'My studio is so cool that you all suck to much to join it.' His skill with the ladies is world renown and to date there are dozens of hot young 18 year old buxom women who have managed to stop vomiting at his suggestions of an intimate night together long enough to slap the holy bejesus out of him. He took time out of thinking up similes involving dogs, vomit, horse sex, and rusty razor blade for his next op to answer a few questions for us:
Interviewer: So what interested you in this hobby to begin with?
godix: Well after the comic book nerds totally whipped my ass one day I was looking for a hobby full of people so out of shape and of such obvious low intelligence that they either wouldn't understand I was insulting them or wouldn't be able to do anything about it if they ever figured it out. Anime nerds were the obvious choice but some anime nerds take this shit way to seriously and learn martial arts and the like. So I needed a segment of anime nerds that were even bigger losers than the furries. While scouting an anime con to find just the right niche I saw a ramonesfan video. I instantly knew that AMVs were the hobby I was looking for.
Interviewer: So have you had any difficulties from the AMV community?
godix: Not really. Most of them are too lazy to get out of their chair so it's a fairly safe group to taunt. A few of theme manage to move their carcasses enough to go to cons and try to pick up 12 year old cosplayers but even there I don't have difficulty. When they look like they're about to swing at me I hide behind my wife. They're so mesmerized that there is an actual female around them who isn't running in fear they forget all about punching me.
Interviewer: So you've made a number of videos but you're most known for your extravagant over the top insults to people. Why?
godix: Because most people assume I'm joking. People will calmly accept and agree with you when you tell them that their editing talents compare unfavorable to a four year old drawing pictures on the wall with his own crap. If you just said 'you suck' they'd get all defensive and shit. It takes a very rare person to realize that even if I am joking that doesn't mean they don't really suck.
Interviewer: One last question. What can we do to make you stop and just fucking go away?
godix: A blowjob every day for the rest of my life should do it.
Interviewer: *SLURP*
godix: Goodbye.












