All of the Transmetropolitan trade paperbacks.
A wooden fan that I can open and close and point angrily at people.
Two martial arts films that I've never heard of but look interesting: Death Trance and Black Magic.
One martial arts film that I have heard of, because it's one of my favorites: Jackie Chan's Police Force.
Batman Beyond Season 1, and Serenity.
Also, Blue Moon Rising by Simon R. Green
Also, from the family so far: a new chair to sit at in front of my computer (the one I'm on is missing wheels and is highly dangerous), and a desk lamp