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The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby AMVGuide » Sat May 25, 2013 2:51 pm

For those of us with vulgar tongues...

I'm currently in the process of trying to quit swearing because of Reasons.
You can find a bunch more with Google; and I'd like to see the swearing lowered a bit here on the Org too... as it can be intimidating for new members, especially around convention season.

That being said, I still think swears are a means of expressing oneself that people need. And you rob yourself of that if you don't do it every once in a while-- but it doesn't need to be out in public where others pick it up as habit. One thing that can help is substitutions like Frak and Shoot in place of Fuck and Shit (Bonus points to anyone that knows where Frak comes from!). Of course, if you have real words to express yourself, I believe that's the best course of action. I mean, most swears arise due to time-constraints where a quick swear is simply more convenient. But on a message board... that shouldn't be an issue. However, I do appreciate messing around *in a controlled environment* so he're a few swear quotes to get you started:

http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/1 ... otes-ever/

Got any good swears or insults?
Share them, or come up with your own below.
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Phantasmagoriat » Sat May 25, 2013 2:54 pm

My personal favorite:

"You're like a big baby that doesn't know his thumb from his own dick!" ~Road to Perdition
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Fire_Starter » Sat May 25, 2013 6:38 pm

If someone uses 'frak' ('frack') WITHOUT knowing where it comes from, then they're just a useless gobshite arseclown who sucks on the teat of peer pressure to be 'cool'. In which case, they should be eternally tormented by having Saul Tigh skullfuck them under the watchful eye of a marmot-loving Centurion.

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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby chitzilla » Sat May 25, 2013 7:39 pm

I can't wait until I'm 21 so I can say swear words but for now I'll stick with my 'meanie poopie heads' :bear:
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby AMVGuide » Sat May 25, 2013 9:15 pm

Fire_Starter wrote:If someone uses 'frak' ('frack') WITHOUT knowing where it comes from, then they're just a useless gobshite arseclown who sucks on the teat of peer pressure to be 'cool'. In which case, they should be eternally tormented by having Saul Tigh skullfuck them under the watchful eye of a marmot-loving Centurion.

:P

In proper spirit of this thread, I deem this comment fuckable as a Cylon-raping bull cock.
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Jadecavy » Sun May 26, 2013 12:29 am

My favourite is "shitwizard". It just cracks me up every time. I can't call someone a shitwizard with a straight face.
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Fire_Starter » Sun May 26, 2013 1:55 pm

I'll be honest, some of the lines the 3rd Blade movie were rather amusing. I was especially amused at whats-her-name being referred to as a "cock-juggling thundercunt".
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby ZephyrStar » Tue May 28, 2013 11:54 am

My favorite swear is "asshat." It conjures such a silly image.
The act of being an asshat can be referred to as "asshattery."
Excuse my asshattery.
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby AlphaCoreX » Tue May 28, 2013 2:27 pm

But im just a very polite individual that doesn't get mad at anyt-

WELL FUCK THIS I CAN SWEAR?! SHIT ON MY BALLS AND CALL ME GREG!
I CAN FUCKING SWEAR! SOUNDS FUCKING COOL.

no no.. Im controlled. Im control- FUCK. CONTAINMENT IS NOT VALID. SHIT COCK.


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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby ZephyrStar » Tue May 28, 2013 3:01 pm

Goddamnit Jade.... shitwizard, I lol'd
fucken stealing that one.

Also I discovered "sperglord" recently.
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Amaterasu » Tue May 28, 2013 11:05 pm

I don't know where this one came from, but my friend and I used to say "derpdolphin" quite often...
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby requiett » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:46 am

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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Druzaik » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:29 am

Cuntface, shout it in an insulting tone and you'll harm a person psychologically.

"YOU FUCKIN CUNTFACE."
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Athena » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:54 am

I'm not a huge fan of "cunt" for reasons which should be apparent to just about EVERYONE.

My favorite is anything related to the word douche. Especially if it makes no sense. I mean, sure douchebag is perfectly serviceable, but I think my favorite is probably douchecanoe. Douche rocket is also amusing. Douche nozzle is tolerable.

But wait, you say, isn't a douche a feminine hygiene product? Aren't you participating in that which you oppose? NO. Douching is bad for the vagina, which is a self-cleaning organ anyway. There are all sorts of negatives to douching. Thus, a douche-whatever is someone who should, never ever be near a vagina, either because of the harm that person will cause to a vagina, or because that person is just generally a really shitty person.

Usage:

"Holy fuck, that douchecanoe of a health and human services committee just tried to pass a personhood amendment! And his ENTIRE House of Reps just agreed to it!"

"Remember brodude from that party last night? Yeah tried to stick a hand down my pants, and then celebrated it by orderding another round of beers for his friends!" "That loser douche rocket! Did you call the cops on him?"

"My roommate just refused to pay her half of the utilities for another month in a row." "Time to drop that douche nozzle. She's stressing you out!"

Etc.
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Re: The Swearing & Insults Thread

Postby Hagaren Viper » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:36 pm

I actually probably find replacing all curse words with 'cuss' far more amusing than I should.
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