Good people of AnimeMusicVideos.org, when I logged in today in my tri-decadely fashion, I was appalled to discover our beloved site had been hacked. It's terrible that this occurred, even with all the concern for security. The org houses a digital diamond mine of secrets, some too important for all but the most trustworthy of members. I was dismayed. "How could something like this have even been possible?" I asked myself. "Weren't there watertight security measures in place?" Of course there were. There's only one possible explanation for these events.
What is this strange man hiding? What are his connections to supposedly
benign Canadian academic interests? Is he a secret Anarcho-Communist?
I have it on good authority from trusted business men that "(This)Russia is our number one Geopolitical foe,"(sic) Can we really trust the security of the org to someone with known ties to the Russian community? Even now AMVNews.ru could be plundering our classified knowledge, obtaining critical strategic information.