MycathatesyouAMV wrote:What about doing the reverse like how growing up sucks ?
That could be fun. Take the "you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me" argument parents toss at their kids and flip it over.
Why should anyone have to grow up? Why are parents only held responsible for their actions for eighteen years? No matter how old their kid gets, it's still their fault the rest of the world has to deal with him or her. It was your parents' choice to get frisky and create you. Creating life is a serious matter and they should spend the rest of *their* lives making sure the world doesn't have to suffer for that ten minutes of fun they had. And if anyone tries to bring the issue of personal responsibility or adulthood into question, just remind them that you are the creature your parents created. They molded you into the adult human you became. If you're a brat, that's because they turned you into one through bad parenting. If you're a serial killer then they obviously didn't teach you enough about respecting life and bewaring the consequences of your actions. Everything you do for as long as you live can be traced right back to those two people who had sex and squirted you into the world. It's all their fault and always will be. Making you grow up is just their way to rid themselves of their responsibility. Fight it with everything you've got. If you're lucky, you'll still be living in their house when it comes time to ship them off to the old folk's home. Possession is nine tenths of the law, and housing prices just keep going up. Dig in early and they'll never get rid of you. Everything they own will be yours, as it should be. If they didn't want to live for you until the day they die, then they shouldn't have created you in the first place.