I binged on more than just food this holiday...
First it started as something totally harmless. Sweet a deal on a gaming mouse, I always wanted one of those:
I'm done. I'm a penny-pincher. I laugh at all of you who give in to corporate manipulation and buy worthle-
A HD 6850 on sale for $129.99! I NEED IT!
Shit. I got careless. That was wasteful, excessive and
A TV! Everyone needs a TV!
What's that? Amazon is having an Lightning Deal on an LG 1080p 42-Inch LED-LCD HDTV for $499.00?
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I HAVE DONE A TERRIBLE THING! CONGRESS: COME FORTH AND DELIVER ME FROM MY SPENDING CRIMES!