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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby mirkosp » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:46 am

ZephyrStar wrote:
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mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN :ying:



Oh, and my useless superpower would be to be able to regulate my body at a comfortable temperature no matter where I was. So I could wear a bitchin tshirt outside when it is -25 and a stylish parka in the Floridian summers.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826100006

Could still help a bit. :asd:
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby CastielTheFallen » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:08 pm

The power to pull drugs out of the air.

What comes with this:
The power to feel no pain. (Opiates)
The power to overcome mental obstacles. (Weed)
The power to assault people with needles. (Opiates, technically) [This assumes I'd have the power to pull drug paraphenelia out of thin air, too. So think bongs/pipes/needles now = Deadly weapons for self defense.]
The power to start my own bar and never have to buy liquor. (Alcohol)
Hospital could be ran without the cost of medication. I'd run a hospital without the cost of meds. (Pharms)

I could also be the most ballinest drug dealer ever. I'd put Scarface to shame. The possibilities are endless. There we go, a useless power that nobody would expect, and has positive uses to boot.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby macchinainterna » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:17 pm

I WANT THE POWER TO SLAP DRUNKS IN THE FOREHEAD AND INSTANTLY TRANSFORM THEM INTO SOBER, POLITE CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T PISS ALL OVER MY FLOOR AND PAY WITH MONEY!!!!!!

...And I want the power to edit like Tyler_yj... :ying:
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby aesling » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:55 pm

macchinainterna wrote:I WANT THE POWER TO SLAP DRUNKS IN THE FOREHEAD AND INSTANTLY TRANSFORM THEM INTO SOBER, POLITE CUSTOMERS WHO DON'T PISS ALL OVER MY FLOOR AND PAY WITH MONEY!!!!!!

...And I want the power to edit like Tyler_yj... :ying:


Hey, that is totally not a useless power.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby JaddziaDax » Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:44 pm

The ability to create the things I actually want to in lbp without exploiting glitches O:
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Koopiskeva » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:37 pm

Glow like I'm powering up (dbz-style.. 5 episodes), but not actually get any stronger.. mainly just to scare people into thinking I'm really angry.. or something.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Monitor Zombie » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:51 pm

The ability to travel into any movie/book/tv show etc. and replace a character with myself and have all their knowledge and ability. I'd be the Sue-iest Mary Sue to ever Mary Sue. Downside being once the storyline was over I'd be boring old me again.

I'd probably abuse things with hot sex scenes or accidentally take the place of a character who dies. Oops.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Knowname » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:12 pm

ZephyrStar wrote:
mirkosp wrote:The power to mind control computers however I want. Drawing in photoshop could become easy...

Waiting patiently for this to become reality. If I could just sit back with say, a headset on, and let the computer read the impulses in my mind for the commands I normally think of when clicking buttons and moving the mouse, I could be soooo much faster at things like pulling vertices in 3dsmax. I could literally just sit back and sculpt models with my mind. MAKE THIS HAPPEN :ying:

I'd have porn on my screen all day :/
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby ngsilver » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:00 pm

NS wrote:Idk. Some of these aren't "useless" XD. If you have the ability to do math really fast, On would assume that's some form of super intelligence, which many super heros have. But I suppose it's kinda hard to think of something that's absolutely useless but that would be wanted.
TBH, math is pretty useless in my daily life. I hate math. So being able to do math problems really fast isn't very useful to me. And if people knew I had the ability they'd be annoyingly asking me to do them for them all the time. Like I said, only upshot for me would be to annoy people with math puns. Such as, while standing behind a pumpkin with a sledgehammer in my hand, "What's the derivative of a pumpkin?" "Pie R Cubed!" Then smash the pumpkin into cubed bits!
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby inthesto » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:14 pm

I want the power to rip phonebooks in half.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby MycathatesyouAMV » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:51 pm

The power to smell the nearest Walmart
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Glitzer » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:06 pm

The power to initiate lensflares in real life.

Losing to my friends at Blazblue
LENSFLARE!

Some jerk at work
LENSFLARE!

Walking through the mall
LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE!

It would be awesome at parties.
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby mirkosp » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:18 pm

Glitzer wrote:The power to initiate lensflares in real life.

Losing to my friends at Blazblue
LENSFLARE!

Some jerk at work
LENSFLARE!

Walking through the mall
LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE! LENSFLARE!

It would be awesome at parties.


Shit man, I WANT THAT TOO! :bzz: :bzz: :bzz: :bzz: :bzz2: :bzz2: :bzz2: :bzz2:
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby Jadecavy » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:34 pm

Hm, rethinking it all... I'd actually like to have the power to conjure prostitutes out of air. I'd be rich as fuck, and could get laid whenever I want. Plus, no one would get diseases from my prostitutes, and you could do anything to/with them, since I could summon one to suit your needs, and get rid of it right after you're done. :O
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Re: Sooper Powers

Postby gotegenks » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:07 pm

Dr.Dinosaur wrote:I could make soup which would scald people.

that would be a souper power though :ying:

i wanna have the power to grow my hair out and back in at will. Could be a nice cushion. Way to please a lady's specific tastes (in terms of hair) and i wouldn't have to shave! :awesome:
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