Ileia wrote:aesling wrote:Copycat_Revolver wrote:Tyrannosaurus Rex - The king of the dinosaurs by general public election (not through divine right as scientologists once believed), and king for good reason. The "T-Rex", if ever given the chance, will kill you so hard that your three previous generations of family members will all spontaneously combust on their twenty first birthday. That's a time traveling multi-kill: Deluxe Edition. Not to be trifled with.
And an important side note: if a Tyrannosaurus is performing complex heart surgery on you and botches the operation, thus killing you, your past relatives are safe. However, the resultant malpractice suit will be powerful enough to kill seventeen time lawyers.
Fixed. >:|
Fixed. |:<
Can't be wrong cuz it says science in it.
I can get behind that
Besides, let me assure you that archaeologists know better than to mess with that shit. Everyone learned their lesson after that whole thing with the Necronomicon.








