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Niotex
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Niotex » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:18 pm

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3kvmbp

I got woken up with this call earlier tonight.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Otohiko » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:28 pm

Niotex wrote:http://www.sendspace.com/file/3kvmbp

I got woken up with this call earlier tonight.


Lol, you sound ridiculously sleepy.

Although for this whole call, I was expecting you to like, flip out on her or something :P
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:35 pm

I lol'd when she thank'd you and just hung up with absolutely no apology. What a bitch.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:38 am

Conversation between two of my friends/coworkers (they're dating):

Lynsey [1:06 PM]:
you were hammered you fuck
Kurtis [1:06 PM]:
I WAS CHISLED
BEYOND HAMMERED
MANHAMMERED EVEN
where did manhammered come from btw
Lynsey [1:07 PM]:
you wanted to send an email to a guy called Mohammed who asked for leave, and you were drunk and thought Manhammered suited him better
seriously

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby hasteroth » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:37 pm

Otohiko wrote:
Niotex wrote:http://www.sendspace.com/file/3kvmbp

I got woken up with this call earlier tonight.


Lol, you sound ridiculously sleepy.

Although for this whole call, I was expecting you to like, flip out on her or something :P


so was I lol
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Moonlight Soldier » Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:33 pm

/totally random/

S: This is my plan for the zombie apocalypse, I'd drive down to Florida and you know that highway to the keys? Once we're sure there's no zombies on the island, we blow it up.

Me: But the zombies could just crawl to you through the water.

S: Zombies can't swim.

Me: They're dead, they just have to crawl.

S: True. But I guess the marine life would take care of them.

Me: BUT THEN WE'D HAVE ZOMBIE SHARKS!!!!!

D: ZOMBIE SHARKS WOULD BE AMAZING!

S: Hmm, I need a new plan ...

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby hasteroth » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Moonlight Soldier wrote:/totally random/

S: This is my plan for the zombie apocalypse, I'd drive down to Florida and you know that highway to the keys? Once we're sure there's no zombies on the island, we blow it up.

Me: But the zombies could just crawl to you through the water.

S: Zombies can't swim.

Me: They're dead, they just have to crawl.

S: True. But I guess the marine life would take care of them.

Me: BUT THEN WE'D HAVE ZOMBIE SHARKS!!!!!

D: ZOMBIE SHARKS WOULD BE AMAZING!

S: Hmm, I need a new plan ...


yeah zombies would just walk along the bottom of the ocean, plus animals will avoid zombies at all costs
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby aesling » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:56 pm

Niotex wrote:http://www.sendspace.com/file/3kvmbp

I got woken up with this call earlier tonight.


Oh lulz, her area code is from the same area I'm living.
:ying:

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CodeZTM » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:01 pm

Today at a family gathering.

Uncle: ...and then the goat stepped on my baby chick and then killed it by smashing its guts out.
Me: ...
Family: ...
Sister: BAWWWWWWWW [/runs off crying]
Me: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUTLOUD?
Uncle: Well, we're talking about tramatic events from our childhood! :uhoh:

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby -MD » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:16 am

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:49 pm

(Between a friend and I, it's kind of a running joke between us that neither has a life.)

Her: yeaa.... but next year you might get a life!

(A couple other lines of unimportant stuff)

Me: Nah, I'm not going to get a life :P
the closest I'll have is whatever [friend] and I will do at laurier
and then I'll be in the room like, 23 hours of the day
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby -MD » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:04 pm

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:56 pm

Not exactly a convo, just a story where a douche gets what he deserves...

Today this one kid from some other school was in our cafateria, and there were a few people walking around cleaning, including a nice old lunch lady and a kid doing community service as a janitor for some stupid shit he did. The lunch lady was cleaning up some messes. The kid from the other school intentionally spilled his drink and told her "Get over here and clean up my mess, old lady." The kid doing community service (who graduated last year and is like, 6 foot 6 and 300 lbs) told him not to be so rude. He responded with "What are you going to do about it, faggot?" The janitor kid jumped on him and beat the shit out of him, the kid had no chance. After, the principal came in and kicked out the kid from the other school, and instead of punishing the janitor kid, just sent him to chill with the other janitors for a while while he cooled down. That kid is my freaking hero.

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby wurpess » Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:25 pm

[talking to hubby on yahoo while he away at a school]

Me:
And how is RafeRafe?

Rafe:
so close to finished with this crap it hurts XP

Me:
You make it sound like gay sex. XP

Rafe:
if you say so
I just want to be done

Me:
Ok, I just shot rum and graham cracker out my nose.

Rafe:
....

Me:
"You make it sound like gay sex." "I just want to be done" XD

Rafe:
and I'll just talk to you later
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby purplepolecat » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:20 am

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