Otohiko wrote:Niotex wrote:http://www.sendspace.com/file/3kvmbp
I got woken up with this call earlier tonight.
Lol, you sound ridiculously sleepy.
Although for this whole call, I was expecting you to like, flip out on her or something
Moonlight Soldier wrote:/totally random/
S: This is my plan for the zombie apocalypse, I'd drive down to Florida and you know that highway to the keys? Once we're sure there's no zombies on the island, we blow it up.
Me: But the zombies could just crawl to you through the water.
S: Zombies can't swim.
Me: They're dead, they just have to crawl.
S: True. But I guess the marine life would take care of them.
Me: BUT THEN WE'D HAVE ZOMBIE SHARKS!!!!!
D: ZOMBIE SHARKS WOULD BE AMAZING!
S: Hmm, I need a new plan ...
Today this one kid from some other school was in our cafateria, and there were a few people walking around cleaning, including a nice old lunch lady and a kid doing community service as a janitor for some stupid shit he did. The lunch lady was cleaning up some messes. The kid from the other school intentionally spilled his drink and told her "Get over here and clean up my mess, old lady." The kid doing community service (who graduated last year and is like, 6 foot 6 and 300 lbs) told him not to be so rude. He responded with "What are you going to do about it, faggot?" The janitor kid jumped on him and beat the shit out of him, the kid had no chance. After, the principal came in and kicked out the kid from the other school, and instead of punishing the janitor kid, just sent him to chill with the other janitors for a while while he cooled down. That kid is my freaking hero.
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