Funny Convos

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby macchinainterna » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:58 pm

<Chuck> ReggieSmalls, I CHOOSE YOU!
-->| ReggieSmalls (ReggieSmal@************************************.com) has joined #amv
<Chuck> MAGIC BITCHES!!!
<ReggieSmalls> good evening ladies and gentlemen
<NME> :o
<NME> amazing!
<Arashinome> BLACK magic
<Arashinome> Black as the night sky magic
<Chuck> The best kind
<ReggieSmalls> how the hell I get here
<Arashinome> You've been summoned blackfeet
<Arashinome> to crywalk
<Arashinome> with us
<Arashinome> in the night
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:48 pm

Myself and a colleague/friend discussing what we should get for lunch:

Wagamama = noodle bar
Jesters = pie shop

Cal: i do not feel like wagamama today
Cal: i could not eat it, to my dismay
Richard: that's fine what you say
Richard: wagamama can be kept at bay
Richard: eat it some other time we may
Cal]: let's not let this hunger fester
Cal: perhaps we shall enjoy the jester
Richard: jesters have a hat
Richard: I'm not sure if i want that
Cal: "that i want" you shall say
Cal: when i suggest yum subway
Richard: subway today?
Richard: sounds like it just may
Cal: hooray
Richard: don't be so blasé
Cal: touché
Richard: i wonder if they do sauce from Bombay
Cal: perhaps its best to let this lay
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby -MD » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:37 am

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby macchinainterna » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:02 pm

Skype chat just a few moments ago....

[8:56:31 PM] Dr.Dinosaur: I got 100 guns 100 clips
[8:56:36 PM] Dr.Dinosaur: I'm from new york
[8:56:39 PM] Dr.Dinosaur: NEW YORK
[8:56:41 PM] ReggieSmalls: hahaha
[8:56:47 PM] Me: Nice one Todd
[8:57:02 PM] MonkeyKing: I got a rock
[8:57:26 PM] Me: I own a horse
[8:58:02 PM] MonkeyKing: I killed a my little pony
[8:58:12 PM] Me: I skinned a Care Bear
[8:59:06 PM] MonkeyKing: I skull fucked Yoga Bear
[8:59:09 PM] MonkeyKing: wait...
[8:59:26 PM] MonkeyKing: wrong bear
[8:59:42 PM] MonkeyKing: WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Pwolf » Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:47 pm

We've been having some problems with the Library's public computers so for the last 3 weeks we have been trying to fix and come up with a better solution for them...

Yesterday morning:

Boss: I'm going to be working on trying to get one of the public PC's working from our office. As soon I get one i'll start on that. One of you head over there later today and pick one up (pointing to me and the intern).
Me: There's two right there, have your pick! (pointing to two PC's we picked up the week before).
Boss: DAMNIT! (He didn't want to have to work on it that soon.)

This morning:

Me: So, you get that PC up and running on Mothership yet? (Mothership is one of our servers at Library that handles the public PCs)
Boss: Forgot about that. Hey! There's two right there, pick one and set it up, thanks!
Me: DAMNIT!

Just before I left work we had a short meeting about the Library situation. At about 4:45pm we were trying to get our manager out of his office to discuss what was going on:

Boss: Hey we need to discuss the library situation so you don't get a surprise earful tomorrow morning...
Manager: Ok, give me a second...
Boss: Hurry up, you don't want to pay Jr. (my nickname) overtime!
Manager: OK! What's up?! (jumping out of his chair and running out of the office... it's only funny because he's cheap and he knows it... and we like to make fun of him for it.)

later on around 5:05...

Manager: Scott, for all your hard work, take the rest of the night off!
Me: Thanks boss! Will you pay me for the 5 minutes of overtime I just put in also? :P
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Niotex » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:39 pm

In this call Chris makes me lose it.

Completely..
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NME » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:46 pm

Dude, do you record every skype call you're in?

That's kinda creepy.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Niotex » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:25 pm

Dude, do you have to comment on everything you see or hear?

That's kinda sad.

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Anyway, this is different from IM logs how? The people I talk to are aware of the recording. It would be creepy if I just didn't tell them. The main purpose of the recording is for business ends but it's on auto record just in case something comes up unexpectedly. Or you know, like in this case when "a funny" happens.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CastielTheFallen » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:52 pm

OMG DO YOU HAVE TO POST ON THE FORUMS LIKE ANYBODY ELSE? SHIT IS SAD MAN

<Cannonaire> ?eminem
<Macbot> Eminem & Hayley Williams) [05:13m/320kbps/44kHz]
<Tab> haha
<Arashinome> oh god
<Arashinome> not airplanes
<Cannonaire> ?eminem
<Macbot> oh, last night some nigger was listening to eminem really loud in his car and now i have no idea
<Arashinome> ANYTHING BUT AIRPLANES
<NichoVoid> LOL
<Arashinome> ROFL

Excuse the racial slur, the bot doesn't know any better.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NME » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:38 am

Stop taking yourself so seriously M-dawg, it ain't a good look on you.

Come to think of it, that ain't a good look on anyone.

DO KEEP UP THE QUALITY POSTING THOUGH, M-DAWG! <3+PCE!
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Niotex » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:02 am

Said the man on the high horse <3

You should come down from there and play with the rest of us monkeys ;3
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NME » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:27 pm

Are you just gonna emotionally project (aka fling shit) like the monkey you are for as long as you encounter things you don't like?

Grow up M-dawg. You're nearly 30.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby ZephyrStar » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:42 pm

Growing up is for people who have died inside. :ying:
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CodeZTM » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:47 pm

Some hilarity in the office!

Me: What did you guys do with the [Insert Client Name Here] File? [I was needing to do their payroll, and the file had mysteriously dissipated.]
Employee1: It's in the drawer
Employee2: It's in the boss's office.
Boss: It's in the toliet.
[/goes to look, and sure enough, the file was in the bathroom]
Me: ....
Boss: Don't look at me! I needed reading material, and it was on my desk!!

____________________

Secretary: Zackary, did you fill out your time card?
Me: Yes I did!
Secretary: Did you call the IRS on the [client] case?
Me: Yes.
Secretary: Did you scan all of [client]'s W2s in the OCR system?
Me: Yes.
Secretary: Did you get the 1099 system working again?
Me: Yes.
Secertary: Did you get that pesky man in Egypt to give out a little democracy?
Me: Ye----... What?!?!?!
Secretary: -laughter-

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A Man Walks into our office

Him: I need to file some taxes!
Me: Great! Do you itemize?
Him: What's that mean?
Me: Uh... Do you have things like medical expenses, unreimbursed expenses from businesses or charitable contributions?
Him: I got a gigantic pussy warty thing removed on my ass, would that count?
Me: Was it medically needed? [Completely ignoring the fact that he just talked about the wart on his butt].
Him: It hurt when I sat down at work, and my doctor recommended that I remove it if I wanted to keep working.
Me: Oh, then that would count!
Him: Great!
-5 minutes later after the client leaves-
Employee2: DID YOU JUST TALK ABOUT A GUYS WARTY ASS FOR TAX PURPOSES?
Me: And people say accountants live boring lives!

_____________________

Boss: Zack, I need some tax research done on cow poop.
Me: ........
Boss: A farmer needs to know if he can deduct the costs of a clearing, and I have never worked with that before.
Me: Doesn't it have to be ordinary, reasonable and necessary?
Boss: What's ordinary about that?
Me: True... /goes to tax research software

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It is never dull in public accounting. <3
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby LittleAtari » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:47 pm

NME wrote:Dude, do you record every skype call you're in?

That's kinda creepy.

You're friends with joey. It's all about recording them skype calls. :uhoh:
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