CodeZTM wrote:Texting With My MOTHER
Me: Need me to grab anything on the way home?
Mom: Can you run by the store can get some carrots for [Step Dad's] d#%@?
Mom: AHHH. I MEANT DINNER.
Me: WHY IS THAT ON YOUR AUTOCORRECT? AHHH! IT BURNS....
Cynthia: NY Jets > Patriots. Just sayin.
Me: The Broncos < EVERY FREAKING TEAM IN THE NFL. Just sayin.
Bill: Boxing > Every other sport in the world
Me: Are you dissin' my curling, son? *beams*
Bill: Pffft we would dominate this sport. You know how many black janitors there are in the world? We would sweep until there are holes in the ice.
Cynthia: LOL. You two are hilarious.
Me: You should see our ventriloquist act. :3
Cynthia: Anyone know a good pawn shop to sell used dvd's? I have a WHOLE bunch of dvd's I bought from blockbuster and I need to get rid of them.
Me: Try as you may, but you will never get rid of your Paulie Shore collection! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Cynthia: :o WHO TOLD YOU!?
Me: I SEE ALL AND KNOW ALL.
Me: Translation: Bill =P
Bill: Why a pawn shop? Don't wanna walk into a big store with a bunch of used porn dvds? lol
Me: Paulie Shore did porn? His acting might actually improve if he did o.O
Cynthia: -____- you guys are awful lol.
Me: If that were true you would have blocked us by now =P
Moonlight Soldier wrote:Overheard in my newsroom.
D editing story about new porn channel: I wonder if this will have any hard-hitting documentaries.
S: I dunno, they really pound that into you.
Sports editor walking by: I hope that channel doesn't blow.
D: Nah, but it'll probably suck.
Sports editor: They should really think outside the box.
And like an hour later.
News editor: Sorry D I've got to replace that porn story with hard news.
<godix> Well, I know my NES was picky, if you didn't touch it in the right way it wouldn't let you play anything at all. Kinda like a woman actually...
<Aqua|Editing> I thought it was more like a man, because it wouldn't work unless you blew it.
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