I was arguing with my ex-boss about the way something at work gets calculated and within all the legitimate arguing we had random slanders. Highlights:
Tim - (in work signature) Kind Regards, Superiorly asian and therefore awesome at math
Cal - Double check your abacus and then go back to your rice paddy
Tim - (out of office auto reply) I am currently out of office because my math is too awesome.
Cal - I'm gonna slap you in the face with Math.
Tim - If I had time to mspaint-chop a black dildo into your mouth, I’d do it. And I’d write ‘math’ on the side of the dildo.
Cal - Fu Manchu and Genghis Khan called, they want their mustache and hat (respectively) back from your dad.






