Funny Convos

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:42 am

I was arguing with my ex-boss about the way something at work gets calculated and within all the legitimate arguing we had random slanders. Highlights:

Tim - (in work signature) Kind Regards, Superiorly asian and therefore awesome at math
Cal - Double check your abacus and then go back to your rice paddy
Tim - (out of office auto reply) I am currently out of office because my math is too awesome.
Cal - I'm gonna slap you in the face with Math.
Tim - If I had time to mspaint-chop a black dildo into your mouth, I’d do it. And I’d write ‘math’ on the side of the dildo.
Cal - Fu Manchu and Genghis Khan called, they want their mustache and hat (respectively) back from your dad.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:00 am

Cal - Have you heard about 'Thankskilling'?
Richard - That movie looks fowl.
Tim - Oh, I don't know Richard. You might be pheasantly suprised.
Cal - You're having a pullet my leg.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:54 am

Discussing a recent news article about a man in NZ who was 'impaled in the groin by a kayak':

Cal - "That's not impaled. That's having your groin obliterated by a kayak."
Tim - "Did it explode in big balls of fire? I guess that just goes to show: you can't have your kayak and heat it too."
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:31 pm

This was a legitimate case of us all not paying attention.

Cal - "... But she was probably too busy taking calls."
Tim - "Did you just say she was too busy taking cocks?"
Cal - "No I said calls."
Seth - "Did you just say balls?"
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby wurpess » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:21 am

Inan says:
dude u need dvds of boku no pico
Camillia says:
I found them on ebay for $150. . .per disk! And there's no guarantee they wouldn't be stopped by customs. ;_;
Inan says:
lmao true
xD
Camillia says:
So sad,
Inan says:
yes it is
;-;
Camillia says:
;_;
I need to find someone in Japan, who has access to the disks. And knows shit about HQ encoding. >_<
Inan says:
lmao
thats easy!
xD
Camillia says:
0_o
And can rip, encode and upload then somewhere for me within the next 5 hrs would be awsm right now.
Inan says:
lmao
impossivle
Camillia said (11:38 PM):
Well, if they're Japanese, of course they have access to anime child porn and awsm technology to do awsm (nearly impossible) things. XD
Inan says:
lmao yeah
the japanese and their pedophilia
Camillia says:
Pedophilia and technology. XD
Inan says:
together mixed into 1
Camillia says:
Yes. Which would benefit me greatly right now. XP
Inan says:
lmao ewww
u nasty girl
Camillia says:
Ok, that didn't come out quite right. >.>
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby godix » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:06 pm

For amvnews.ru Level Up 2011 contest, I'm paired with a 17 year old girl. So we were talking in IRC today and the end of the conversation goes like this:

her: How old are you?
me: I'm a lot older than you. 37.
her: Really? I have to go to bed now. bye bye.

I think it was a coincidence actually, but the idea I scared a teenage girl away just by stating my age made me laugh.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby mirkosp » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:43 pm

Godix for pedo of the year.
Also, the fact I didn't read his title as "a disturbed member" but as "a masturbed member" helps even less... :dino:
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby godix » Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:28 pm

mirkosp wrote:Godix for pedo of the year.
Also, the fact I didn't read his title as "a disturbed member" but as "a masturbed member" helps even less... :dino:

Perhaps I should get it changed to a masturbated member by asking that be put for atari
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby MystykAMV » Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:57 am

godix wrote:For amvnews.ru Level Up 2011 contest, I'm paired with a 17 year old girl. So we were talking in IRC today and the end of the conversation goes like this:

her: How old are you?
me: I'm a lot older than you. 37.
her: Really? I have to go to bed now. bye bye.

I think it was a coincidence actually, but the idea I scared a teenage girl away just by stating my age made me laugh.


loool xDDD I remember that, ahh you know you didn't scare me away ;D
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby -MD » Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:56 am

MD (8:50:15 PM): ok ok well I'll send you the file to listen to it later lol
Minion (8:50:27 PM): nothx
MD (8:50:28 PM): :|
MD (8:50:34 PM): k
MD (8:50:35 PM): k
Minion (8:50:39 PM): rather keep shitty music OFF of my hdd :|
MD (8:50:54 PM): O.O
Minion(8:51:12 PM): your sound like
Minion(8:51:28 PM): NO REALLY THIS BACKSTREET BOYS SONG DON"T SUCK
Minion(8:51:32 PM): ITS DIFFERENT
Minion(8:51:36 PM): DIFFERENT
MD(8:52:07 PM): lol
Minion(8:52:12 PM): i drank gatorade all day yesterday. this morning i took a green shit. it was different
Minion(8:52:16 PM): bit still shit
Minion(8:52:29 PM): not that exciting

He HATES Kill Switch Engage.....but Verses found a KSE CD in his room :3

MD (6:37:26 PM): Rave help!
Rave Epic (6:37:35 PM): Sup?
MD(6:37:43 PM): I am making a new AIM screen name
MD(6:37:45 PM): :|
Rave Epic (6:37:49 PM): yeah?
MD(6:37:53 PM): because this one isn't mine
Rave Epic (6:38:00 PM): o_o
Rave Epic (6:38:04 PM): MeteorDragon?
MD(6:38:08 PM): :|
MD(6:38:15 PM): that sounds perfect
MD(6:38:20 PM): genious!!
MD(6:38:25 PM): I can't spell
Rave Epic (6:38:28 PM): I'm cool like that
MD(6:38:52 PM): I'm so glad I asked you! You come up with the best ideas!
Rave Epic (6:39:02 PM): Are you being sarcastic? >O
MD(6:39:33 PM): no :| why?
Rave Epic (6:39:41 PM): Just makin sure
Rave Epic (6:39:42 PM): lol

I lied......
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:21 pm

#AMV hive mind...

[23:48:10] <Hacchinya_DS> now i feel stupid
[23:48:16] <MD|zZz> :/
[23:48:17] <Jadecavy> the shoe fits
[23:48:19] <Arashinome> You are stupid.
[23:48:20] <Otohiko> ...feel? >__>
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Enigma » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:33 pm

well #amv hasn't changed
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:47 pm

Enigma wrote:well #amv hasn't changed

That was from April ;P
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby -MD » Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:45 am

Read this on the forums like...the first year I started I think.

kickass331 wrote:
I spent the last 2 days on this AMV, and this is the one I was supposed to spend a week on, so I have it, as it is sunday...
It is Okay, effects kind of suck, they hurt my eyes a little, the scenes are totally random, they don't make any sense...
There's no theme or story or whatever, the quality is so-so, the audio is strange due to the emphasis I put on it, hurts my ears a little..
The filesize is a little large, but you know I don't care... Basically the AMV I would give a score of 5 or 6 out of 10, maybe lower...
But you know, who cares really 0_0


Godix Reply: So if you knew all this then WHY THE **** DID YOU RELEASE IT? Good ****ing god,
when you were a kid the walls in your room had lead paint didn't they? I realize that your EEG is a flatline but come on,
this is a fairly simple concept to understand.I'm going to teach you a rule about AMVs that you should definately follow.
Now the rule is so simple I'm sure even a chimpanzee could be trained in this in a couple days so there's a slim chance you might be able to grasp this.

If you think it sucks then don't release it. That's it. That's the magic rule to make everyone lives happier.
If you know it sucks then keep it to yourself. Your assignment for the day is to write this out 100 times until you finally, at long last, understand it.

Once you manage to figure this out we'll move on to the next lesson. Which is 'if you don't think it sucks then you're wrong' but right now that's probably a bit beyond you.

And just so you can do a little advance study if you're so inclined, rule 3 is to go back to all your previous threads and actually read and follow the advise people have given you.
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FrostReturns: "Well I'm working on a new amv with bleach, dbz, naruto and etc... and I'm trying to make a plot for it"
Autraya: *dies of laughter*
FrostReturns: " -_- I feel stupid now"
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Talking to Kojima on the phone

Me: man....I gotta pee badly...
Koji: Wait....am I on speaker phone.
Me: *sets phone down and starts peeing*
Koji: Uhhh.........really man.............really?!?!!.....
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:59 am

Fucking lol'd at the last one.
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