Me in comp. Science Solutions with Mick, Josh, Chad and Helio.
Me: Anyone watch Clannad??
Josh: I did... and I thoroughly regret it
Me: How does one regret Clannad?!
Josh: Well... it was like-
Mick: Wait, what is Clannad?? Is it like an anime??
Josh: Yeah, its basically like an anime where all the girls fall in love with the loser.
Mick: So... Like your basic harem anime??
Josh: Yeah, pretty much.
Me: What's up with that anyway??
Josh: You mean, what's up with every harem anime having a loser be the one every girl wets their pants for??
Me: Yeah! Why can't it be someone whose actually going to be successful one day??
Josh: Well... This would be true if the animators weren't stuck inside a cubicle all day having to make anime, wishing they could have a harem themselves. So they make a main character that is basically based off themselves and have tons of girls chase after them...
Me: So, your saying they're not successful??
Josh: Not saying they're not successful, just saying that they probably never get laid...