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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Mr. Fuzzyflippers » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:05 pm

Pretty old convo, but still makes me laugh.

[8:19:37 PM] Will: When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
[8:19:47 PM] Pebblez: fuck you
[8:19:48 PM] DJ Seth: very true will
[8:19:49 PM] Sarah: HAHAHA
[8:19:50 PM] Pebblez: i read that as lemons

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Re: Funny Convos

Post by SQ » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:14 am

Skateboarding down an arcade strip in a dinsour onesie in Japan. Reach some sort of festival thing going on. Cop approaches me.

"Ah... Sorry... No Godzilla on skateboard here!"

Leave strip, skateboard in hand with giant smug smile on face.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Ileia » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:49 am

Kitsuner and I were at a Christmas party last year and they had lots of pitchers of soda, but they'd given us little tiny dixie cups. He kept getting up frequently to refill his cup so I said "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."


And somehow, only Kit is ever remembered for making puns....
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by ngsilver » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:53 pm

Amaterasu wrote:Pretty old convo, but still makes me laugh.

[8:19:37 PM] Will: When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
[8:19:47 PM] Pebblez: fuck you
[8:19:48 PM] DJ Seth: very true will
[8:19:49 PM] Sarah: HAHAHA
[8:19:50 PM] Pebblez: i read that as lemons
I read that as lemons too! Damn you lysdexia! You strike again!
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by gotegenks » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:31 am

Ileia wrote:so I said "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
this took me around 9 hours to fully get.

i dropped everything to come and say this because it just hit me so hard.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Kitsuner » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:48 pm

gotegenks wrote:i dropped everything to come and say this because it just hit me so hard.
It's about time someone did.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by macchinainterna » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:06 am

<brony> nope, no derpy in the line, doh
<brony> i am starting to think there is no derpy in this episode! i thought there was supposed to be one in each ep

<me> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_ElThBW54 - (Otohiko's Mama AMV)
<me> Something to take your mind off of the search for Derpy adecoy

<brony> wat!
<brony> that dude had like the BIGGEST eyebrows i have ever seen

<me> But you're not thinking about where Derpy is in this week's episode anymore, are you??????

<brony> D:
<brony> your right lol

<me> You're welcome
<me> *rides off into the sunset*

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Re: Funny Convos

Post by macchinainterna » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:48 pm

On Skype today...
Me: For the record, nobody ever knows what I'm talking about
Me: Not even me
Friend 1: Spark
Me: And my therapist is especially screwed because of this...
Friend 1: You're talking about spark
Me: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *chugs Spark*
Friend 2: I do not know what is going on
Friend 2: I demand CONTEXT
Me: I drink Glaceau Vitamin Water
Me: Spark in particular because it has a significant amount of choline in it
Me: For brain power :3
Friend 2: I drink petrol, for my brain is a V12
Me: My brain is a neverending nightmare of scattered thoughts and images so horrifying that if anyone truly knew what I was thinking right now they would not hesitate to kill me and spare the human race of my dormant psychotic intentions....
Me: Also, I'm wondering what I should make for lunch....
Friend 2: at the same time?!
Me: Did I not say 'scattered thoughts?'
Friend 2: god help us all
Me: Indeed...

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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Pwolf » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:08 am

In the IRC chatroom about a minute ago:

* pwolf|house is now known as pwolf|orgapp
<pwolf|orgapp> uhg
<pwolf|orgapp> fuck me
* Otohiko fucks pwolf|orgapp
<pwolf|orgapp> thanks
<pwolf|orgapp> i needed that
<Otohiko> :3

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Re: Funny Convos

Post by macchinainterna » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:42 am

Just now in an irc chat:
Me: Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Me: SHOWERED!!!
Friend: Hans Zimmer scores Chuck's bathroom adventures
Me: That's actually not far from the truth........ <___________<;
Me: *Hides Gladiator soundtrack behind him*
Friend: there's a skit in there somewhere

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