
Amaterasu wrote:Pretty old convo, but still makes me laugh.
[8:19:37 PM] Will: When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
[8:19:47 PM] Pebblez: fuck you
[8:19:48 PM] DJ Seth: very true will
[8:19:49 PM] Sarah: HAHAHA
[8:19:50 PM] Pebblez: i read that as lemons
Ileia wrote:so I said "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
gotegenks wrote:i dropped everything to come and say this because it just hit me so hard.
OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.
Stirspeare wrote:<Stirspeare> Lopez: Vanquish my virginity and flood me with kit. ["Ladies.??"]

Me: For the record, nobody ever knows what I'm talking about
Me: Not even me
Friend 1: Spark
Me: And my therapist is especially screwed because of this.??
Friend 1: You're talking about spark
Me: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *chugs Spark*
Friend 2: I do not know what is going on
Friend 2: I demand CONTEXT
Me: I drink Glaceau Vitamin Water
Me: Spark in particular because it has a significant amount of choline in it
Me: For brain power :3
Friend 2: I drink petrol, for my brain is a V12
Me: My brain is a neverending nightmare of scattered thoughts and images so horrifying that if anyone truly knew what I was thinking right now they would not hesitate to kill me and spare the human race of my dormant psychotic intentions.???
Me: Also, I'm wondering what I should make for lunch.???
Friend 2: at the same time?!
Me: Did I not say 'scattered thoughts?'
Friend 2: god help us all
Me: Indeed.??
Me: Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Me: SHOWERED!!!
Friend: Hans Zimmer scores Chuck's bathroom adventures
Me: That's actually not far from the truth.??????? <___________<;
Me: *Hides Gladiator soundtrack behind him*
Friend: there's a skit in there somewhere
Me: Seriously, if they ever decided to do a MLP spinoff series, I want a classic steampunk adventure with already existing cast members from the original show
Me: That would be ten kinds of awesome.
[Friend]: everthing should be steampunk imo
[Friend]: CSI: steampunk
[Friend]: 9021 steampunk
Me: [Friend] is my new best friend
[Friend]: Jersey shore: steampunk
Me: And now you've lost that title.??
Me: Have some shirtless Iggy Pop
Me: http://i.imgur.com/RpjDy.jpg
Friend 1: what has been seen cannot be unseen
Friend 2: JESUS CHRIST that man needs a shirt D:
Friend 2: give him one
Friend 2: dammit now
Friend 2: D:
Me: http://i.imgur.com/G61Q8.png
Me: This is the best they could find for him
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHH
Friend 2: AHHH
Friend 2: ><
Friend 2: FUCK
Friend 2: dammit
Friend 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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