Funny Convos

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:26 am

McDirty wrote:Who da hoe?

Friend: "So you make videos?"
Me: "Well I have a profile called mcdirty."
Friend: "So you make porn?"
Me: "¯\(°_o)/¯"

Porn for the eyes.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CodeZTM » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:40 am

Me: It's great to be back boss, although I didn't expect to have to come in so early on a Sunday. O_o
Boss: Well, we've been at a loss without you! We don't have any idea of how to make these stupid computer things run, so we've had to call in all sorts of help!
Me: Oh surely somebody worked!
Boss: Nope, I almost called in some experts.

-Walks into a room, where a dog is sniffing at a computer, a cat sleeping on the keyboard, and a small toddler banging on the office printer with a rattle-

Boss: O_o
Me: I'd say you have been calling in all kinds of help, but I'd hope I have more expertise then them, although that cat certainly reminds me of some technical support I've had in the past.
Boss: XD
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:16 pm

Latest update from Life In The Workforce:

Let There Be Dried Clothing!
C - “Getting up and putting on slightly damp clothes on a winter morning is probably the 5th Circle of Hell.”
R - “Do they smell? That’s the 9th Commandment.”
C - “For God said on the 5th day: ‘If thou hast a heater in thine vehicular mode of transportation then thou shan’t suffer the indignity of questionable odours.”
R - “…”
C - “Too much?”
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:47 am

Not a 'convo' per se, but I just came across this again and it still puts a big ol' smile on my face. I posted the following in a thread in General AMV about "the future of AMVs" back in 2007:

Spoiler :
In the year 2525
If Koop is still alive.
If Decoy can survive, they may find.

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
Everything you rate, op and play, is in the pill you took today.

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your cds, won't need your 'drives.
You won't find a thing to view.
Nobody's gonna look at You(tube).

In the year 5555
Your dots hanging limp at your sides.
Your hexagons got nothing to do.
Some program creating them for you.

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no AE, won't need no Pro.
You'll pick your song, pick your anime too.
Press the button and it plays for you. Whoa-oh

In the year 7510
If Godix is comin, he oughta make it by then.
Maybe he'll look around himself and say.
"What the fuck, you must be gay".

In the year 8510
Godix shakes his mighty head.
He'll either say: "Are you a wonder twin?"
Or it ends up in recycle bin. Whoa-oh

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin if Brad is gonna be alive.
He's taken a Canadian from her home.
And he ain't edited since. Whoa-oh

ZS paints ten thousand cells
Zarx has made a billion hells.
For what we never knew,
Now AMV's reign is through.

But through eternal nights.
The twinkle of monitor lights.
So very far away.
Maybe it's only yesterday.

In the year 2525
If Koop is still alive.
If Decoy can survive, they may find.

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
Everything you rate, op and play, is in the pill you took today.

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your cds, won't need your 'drives.
You won't find a thing to view.
Nobody's gonna look at You(tube).
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby ZephyrStar » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:44 am

Oh wow, the memories :D
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Chez » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:37 pm

So I log onto my aim for the first time in a few years and I get sex botted, so I quoted that thing some starwars

Spoiler :
hi!
"rodrigodickinson (rodrigodickinson)" signed on at Wed Aug 24 21:59:10 2011.
smanchezo: yo
rodrigodickinson: Hey whats up>? 22/F here. u?
smanchezo: nm
rodrigodickinson: Hmmm. Have we taIlked be 4?
smanchezo: unsure
rodrigodickinson: Oh okk. l wasnt sure. But Anywayzs.. Whats up?
smanchezo: being boring
rodrigodickinson: Oh lm Iike soooo bored. There is nothing to do.
rodrigodickinson: Oooo wait. Maybe there is. Have you ever watched a girIl strip on cam b4?
smanchezo: a long log time ago in a gaaxy far far away
rodrigodickinson: WeIlIl.... Do u wanna watch me strip on cam?
smanchezo: are you obi wan kanobi?
rodrigodickinson: Yeahh??? Ok welI you have to signup on this site so that l cannot be recrded.
rodrigodickinson: lt onIly takes a minute and it is free. mk?
smanchezo: help me obiwan you are my only hope
rodrigodickinson: *************insert site here********** go right there thenn at the top of the page cIick on tha golId JOlN FREE button. ok?
smanchezo: the force is strong in this one
rodrigodickinson: AIso it wilI ask for a credit carrd whhen you signup. But do not worrry
rodrigodickinson: lt does not charge the carrd at aIl. Not even a penny. lts just to maake sure that u r over 18. k?
smanchezo: I sense a disturbance in the force
rodrigodickinson: K babe weIl hurrry up. When you get Ilogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun
rodrigodickinson: l aIso havve some toys ;-X but you have to tipp me some goIld or takee me in privat to seee those.
smanchezo: This is not the aim you are looking for
rodrigodickinson: Hey Iets taIk on there my aim iis messing up.


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Image I stream and stuff o.o
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:36 am

Image

From my Facebook.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Kitsuner » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:25 am

Apparently I started an in-joke with the loss prevention guys at work a few months ago without realizing it. For the past four months, they would ask me if I'd gotten chinese food, or tell me they were getting chinese food. I didn't get it, but I'd play along, because hey, why not?

Tonight I finally asked what it was about, and they thought I had come up with it. They told me that back in May, I walked into their office, asked if someone ordered chinese food, and left. A minute later, they smelled a raunchy fart, and neither one did it. Supposedly I farted in their office and called it chinese food. The next week, Jonathan (the LP supervisor) walks up to me in the break room, ripped a loud fart, and asked if I ordered any chinese food. I was super confused for the next four months.

See, I don't actually remember any of this happening. They said I was playing my game for that first rebuttal, so that one I'm not surprised I didn't notice. I don't remember farting in their office either, but I can believe I'd do that. I probably farted, then got distracted by the smell of chinese food.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Kitsuner » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:29 am

Ladies... ;)
OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.
Stirspeare wrote:<Stirspeare> Lopez: Vanquish my virginity and flood me with kit. ["Ladies..."]
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Ileia » Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:59 am

That story goes great with your avatar.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Hathor Liderc » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:29 am

[12:03:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: RAWR!!!
[12:03:41 AM] Desert Punk: no smurfin way!
[12:04:00 AM] ShadowRanma: WHAT THE SMURF!? O.o
[12:04:01 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): MOTHER SMURFER!
[12:04:13 AM] Hathor Liderc: I smurfed your mom last night Jack!
[12:04:23 AM] Desert Punk: smurf you! Smurf hole!
[12:04:34 AM] Desert Punk: you can smurf this dick
[12:04:39 AM] Hathor Liderc: I'll smurf you RIGHT IN THE SMURF!!!
[12:04:51 AM] Desert Punk: Not if i have anything to smurf about it
[12:04:52 AM] Craig Juan: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:04:55 AM] Hathor Liderc: Just like I smurfed Craig!
[12:05:00 AM] Craig Juan: what the smurf?!
[12:05:16 AM] Hathor Liderc: mother smurfers!!!
[12:05:17 AM] ShadowRanma: SHUT THE SMURF UP, YOU DUMBSMURF! >:C
[12:05:22 AM] Craig Juan: you didnt smurf nobody, you dumb piece of smurf!
[12:05:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: I'll SMURF YOU ALL!!!
[12:05:37 AM] Hathor Liderc: Cause that's how I smurf!
[12:05:44 AM] Craig Juan: ...
[12:05:50 AM] ShadowRanma: That's not what your mother said.
[12:06:05 AM] Craig Juan: Oh SMURF YOU MAN!!!
[12:06:06 AM] Hathor Liderc: lol you're out!
[12:06:09 AM] Hathor Liderc: Lanko!
[12:06:25 AM] ShadowRanma: oh Smurf it... >.>
[12:06:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: Craig took it right in the smurf!
[12:06:41 AM] Desert Punk: you bunch of scruffy nerf smurfers
[12:06:49 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf Smurfity Smurf Smurf Smurf!
[12:06:56 AM] Desert Punk: SMURF
[12:07:08 AM] Desert Punk: Secret Militia Underground Resistance Force
[12:07:10 AM] Hathor Liderc: I smurfed Chii right in the smurf! She LOVED it!
[12:07:18 AM] ShadowRanma: SHUT THE SMURF UP!
[12:07:27 AM] Hathor Liderc: She was saying "Smurf me! Smurf me harder!"
[12:07:54 AM] Hathor Liderc: I had jack yelling the same thing when I smurfed him later on... =3
[12:07:56 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): WHAT THE SMURF?!
[12:08:03 AM] Desert Punk: I don't think you... smurf... in... my... smurf-righteous suicide
[12:09:10 AM] ShadowRanma: We don't! It's our charm! Quit smurfing it up! >.<
[12:10:24 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf!
[12:10:55 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): SMURFEN SMURF!
[12:11:16 AM] ShadowRanma: ................................................................................................................I'm all smurfed out, dudes. X_X
[12:13:42 AM] Hathor Liderc: Smurf you mother-smurfers!
[12:14:22 AM] Craig Juan: this is so smurfing awkward
[12:14:43 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf yeah. >.>
[12:14:59 AM] Desert Punk: i'm smurfing off
[12:15:05 AM] Desert Punk: hope thats ok with everysmurf
[12:15:07 AM] Hathor Liderc: At least we're not the smurfing flintstones!
[12:15:21 AM] Desert Punk: but i like the flintstones
[12:15:22 AM] Desert Punk: smurf
[12:15:54 AM] ShadowRanma: If we were the Smurfing Flintstones, we'd rock peoples' worlds.
[12:16:15 AM] Hathor Liderc: Smurf the flintstones!
[12:16:24 AM] Desert Punk: i'm gonna smurf you like an animal, i wanna smurf you on the inside
[12:16:54 AM] ShadowRanma: Screw the money! I have Smurfs!.............Wait. that was wrong. Lemme try again. XD
[12:17:02 AM] Hathor Liderc: So...were'nt we gonna VC or smurfing?
[12:17:38 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): I'll smurf in a bit
[12:17:58 AM] Craig Juan: brb
[12:18:15 AM] Craig Juan: real quick, i gotta grab something downstairs
[12:19:51 AM] Craig Juan: ok lets start
[12:19:59 AM] Craig Juan: fuck...rice didnt even cook! grrr
[12:19:59 AM] Hathor Liderc: ok
[12:23:47 AM] Hathor Liderc: brb gotta take a smurf!
[12:24:54 AM] Hathor Liderc: Ah...that was a good smurf...
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby aesling » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:26 pm

A conversation regarding my video card frying:

10:18 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: oh, ok. I was thinking that it was a new card you got when you built the computer
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: no, no
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: that would blow chinks
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: haha
10:19 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: definitely
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: *CHUNKS
10:19 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: ahhahahahahahah
10:20 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: XD
10:20 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: oh man
10:20 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: I'm still laughing
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Warlike Swans » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:11 am

Went to 7-11 wearing a polar bear hat at around 1am.

Obviously drunk & stoned guy: Sweet hat.
Me: I thought so.
Obviously drunk & stoned guy: So you ever rub your face in blue cheese?
Me: Uh... I think that would be rather smelly.
Obviously drunk & stoned guy: Aw! Worry about that at the end of the day!


I have no idea if that question contained innuendo.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby aerotem » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:55 am

<aerotem> what the fuck
<aerotem> my farts reek
<aerotem> of cigarellos
<aerotem> what is this
<AaronAMV> loel
<aerotem> did I eat a fucking cigarello????
<aerotem> WHAT IS THIS
<aerotem> THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE
<AaronAMV> ya
<AaronAMV> moa
<AaronAMV> lma
<AaronAMV> lamo
<AaronAMV> la
<AaronAMV> mlao
<AaronAMV> lmao
<aerotem> HOW DID I DIGEST THAT SHIT THEN
<aerotem> AND LMAO
<AaronAMV> lmao
<aerotem> WAY TO FUCKING MISTYPE LMAO
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby kenisama » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:38 am

Convo with my 7 year old son...

Son: Dad, what does that sign mean <pointing to the no smoking sign>
Me: It means "no smoking"
Son: But Dad! I'm not smoking!!
Me: Good, then that means its working 8-)
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