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Re: Funny Convos

Postby hasteroth » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:00 pm

wurpess wrote:Me:
Ok, I just shot rum and graham cracker out my nose.


That sounds painful
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Thu May 05, 2011 12:22 am

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Magnus » Thu May 05, 2011 4:53 pm

Prodigi wrote:http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Prodigi » Thu May 05, 2011 8:05 pm

ZetZu wrote:
Prodigi wrote:http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

*loves you for this*

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NS » Tue May 17, 2011 8:41 pm

Old convos I stumbled across recently:
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[12:26:12 AM] Blain: strretlight feb 18th
[12:26:15 AM] Blain: BE THERE DUDE
[12:26:31 AM] Tory: yo but how the fuck am i supposed to be there
[12:26:58 AM] Blain: get here
[12:27:26 AM] Tory: but
[12:27:27 AM] Tory: how
[12:27:33 AM] Blain: wit magic
[12:27:35 AM] Blain: or goose
[12:27:44 AM] Tory: what about a magic goose
[12:27:50 AM] Blain: there ya go
[12:30:29 AM] Tory: ok then so how does one go about finding a magic goose
[12:30:41 AM] Blain: dude
[12:30:47 AM] Blain: You cut down a birch tree right?
[12:30:56 AM] Blain: then you go by the lakeside at night
[12:31:12 AM] Blain: and slap a piece from the middle of the cut down tree log against the water
[12:31:23 AM] Blain: repeatedly
[12:32:25 AM] Tory: that sounds easy enough
[12:32:29 AM] Blain: yeh
[12:32:32 AM] Blain: It's not too badf
[12:32:39 AM] Blain: especially since you get a magical goose for it
[12:32:48 AM] Blain: but you do have to catch it, which can be tricky
[12:33:38 AM] Tory: man i catch birds all the time
[12:34:11 AM] Blain: how many are magic?
[12:34:25 AM] Tory: none, at least not to my knowledge
[12:34:39 AM] Blain: then you shall be in for more then you know
[12:35:00 AM] Tory: but waterfowl do happen to be my specialty
[12:35:11 AM] Blain: Oh nice
[12:35:19 AM] Blain: Well, you should be fine, and if not, you can just keep trying
[12:35:24 AM] Blain: you have like almost a month
[12:35:39 AM] Tory: i got all the time in a world to catch some birds
[12:35:47 AM] Blain: yeh, but you need one by the 18th
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[1/28/2011 2:21:17 AM] spncr: yeahhh
[1/28/2011 2:22:00 AM] spncr: and at least 90 diffenent people clicked on it
[1/28/2011 2:22:08 AM] spncr: cause i have 90 new unique pageviews on my blog
[1/28/2011 2:22:14 AM] Blain: oh baby
[1/28/2011 2:22:20 AM] Blain: that's how you do it
[1/28/2011 2:22:22 AM] spncr: yeah
[1/28/2011 2:22:33 AM] spncr: im pretty much the most popular guy on the block
[1/28/2011 2:22:41 AM] Blain: dude
[1/28/2011 2:22:49 AM] Blain: you need to start updating it regularily
[1/28/2011 2:22:54 AM] spncr: i know
[1/28/2011 2:23:11 AM] spncr: i need to like have a goal
[1/28/2011 2:23:12 AM] spncr: of like
[1/28/2011 2:23:19 AM] spncr: taking at least one pic every day
[1/28/2011 2:23:39 AM] spncr: and posting it
[1/28/2011 2:23:53 AM] spncr: speaking of
[1/28/2011 2:23:55 AM] spncr: i think ima post one
[1/28/2011 2:24:06 AM] Blain: post a picture of me
[1/28/2011 2:24:11 AM] Blain: slamming a cupboard door
[1/28/2011 2:24:15 AM] spncr: kay
[1/28/2011 2:24:17 AM] Blain: being angry
[1/28/2011 2:24:21 AM] Blain: and call it artsy
[1/28/2011 2:24:23 AM] spncr: kay
[1/28/2011 2:24:32 AM] Blain: It'll be a statement about the teenage situation in america today
[1/28/2011 2:24:38 AM] Blain: and you'll get invited on the colbert report
[1/28/2011 2:24:44 AM] Blain: deep shit
[1/28/2011 2:24:57 AM] spncr: dude
[1/28/2011 2:25:00 AM] spncr: how do you think of this stuff
[1/28/2011 2:25:05 AM] spncr: that will work for sure
[1/28/2011 2:25:09 AM] Blain: Cuz I'm amazing
[1/28/2011 2:25:17 AM] Blain: I'm the ideas guy, we've been over this
[1/28/2011 2:25:26 AM] spncr: this is a tre fact
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[2/20/2011 11:22:44 PM] Blain: dude, go to food network, wait for the show to come back on, and check out this goober of a dude in a green shirt they got on there makin' up some cupcakes
[2/20/2011 11:28:01 PM] spncr: wtf
[2/20/2011 11:28:02 PM] spncr: hahahahaha
[2/20/2011 11:28:10 PM] spncr: get out of here guy
[2/20/2011 11:28:25 PM] Blain: house of cupcakes? more like house of HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE
[2/20/2011 11:28:34 PM] spncr: lol
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NS » Tue May 17, 2011 8:44 pm

Also for reference, Goose is one of our friend's nicknames (From first convo)
and this is the guy on the food network I was talkin' about:

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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Hathor Liderc » Wed May 18, 2011 4:45 am

I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate... :|
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Jadecavy » Wed May 18, 2011 6:34 am

Hathor Liderc wrote:I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate... :|

Look where you are. |:>
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby CodeZTM » Thu May 19, 2011 9:32 pm

This is probably only funny to people that have played Dragon origins. >_<

Oh, and Friend B has NOT played dragon origins, and is a ridiculous man-slut.

FriendA: So.... Friend B.. Have you ever licked a lampost in winter?
FriendB: What?
Me: I don't think he's even seen a basilisk!
FriendA: Leh gasp! He's probably never ate jellied ham either!
FriendB: #googles
FriendB: I hate you both. So much.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Moonlight Soldier » Mon May 23, 2011 6:51 pm

Ian: I don't understand why people call those girls names. If it wasn't for that small circle of women, we'd all still be virgins.
Dani(elle): You're welcome.
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Hathor Liderc » Tue May 24, 2011 4:47 pm

Jadecavy wrote:
Hathor Liderc wrote:I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate... :|

Look where you are. |:>


Ok, if you say so...

[5/16/2011 5:08:54 PM] Desert Punk: you should get in this call son
[5/16/2011 5:09:00 PM] Hathor Liderc: y?
[5/16/2011 5:09:06 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): son? o.O
[5/16/2011 5:09:23 PM] Desert Punk: because it would make some of us very happy
[5/16/2011 5:09:28 PM] Desert Punk: some of us who are under the weather
[5/16/2011 5:09:50 PM] Desert Punk: i'm sick as a dog with worms and i need you
[5/16/2011 5:10:11 PM] Desert Punk: all nite long
[5/16/2011 5:10:16 PM] Hathor Liderc: You need your vitamin-H?
[5/16/2011 5:10:17 PM] Desert Punk: all niiite
[5/16/2011 5:10:29 PM] Hathor Liderc: Fine... *unzips pants*
[5/16/2011 5:10:38 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): O_O"
[5/16/2011 5:10:41 PM] Desert Punk: i like where this is goin
[5/16/2011 5:10:46 PM] Hathor Liderc: lol
[5/16/2011 5:11:01 PM] Hathor Liderc: As usual, you need it injected. =3
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NS » Tue May 24, 2011 6:01 pm

I don't see what's so bad about that. Nothin' wrong with a little buttsecksin
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby NS » Wed May 25, 2011 3:08 am

Random snippet of a convo between me and a buddy last quarter. We were both pullin' all nighters to finish up a 3d modelin' project.

[2/16/2011 8:26:30 AM] Blain: so
[2/16/2011 8:26:37 AM] Blain: I didn't wanna wear my jeans cuz it was hot
[2/16/2011 8:27:07 AM] Blain: but I can't wear my shorts that I wear to bed or whatever cuz they are some material that makes my ass slide in the chair, so I can't lean back
[2/16/2011 8:27:10 AM] Blain: SO I WAS LIKE
[2/16/2011 8:27:10 AM] Blain: AHA
[2/16/2011 8:27:17 AM] Blain: And I put on a pair of my like
[2/16/2011 8:27:22 AM] Blain: khaki short things
[2/16/2011 8:27:27 AM] Blain: NO SLIDE AND COOOOOL LEGS
[2/16/2011 8:27:32 AM] Pahzie: wow
[2/16/2011 8:27:49 AM] Pahzie: you just walked me through your pants wearing decision making process
[2/16/2011 8:27:55 AM] Blain: yeh
[2/16/2011 8:27:57 AM] Pahzie: and im not upset about that
[2/16/2011 8:28:06 AM] Blain: That's gonna be my powerpoint
[2/16/2011 8:28:13 AM] Blain: "first I had to strategize my shorts"
[2/16/2011 8:28:15 AM] Pahzie: i sincerely hope so
[2/16/2011 8:28:51 AM] Blain: Well, the only reason I knew I had to put on the khaki shorts is because on monday I tried modeling all night in my sleep shorts
[2/16/2011 8:28:58 AM] Blain: and I was just slippin' like a slip 'n' slide
[2/16/2011 8:29:12 AM] Blain: 'twas a learning process
[2/16/2011 8:29:20 AM] Pahzie: good to know
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Hathor Liderc » Wed May 25, 2011 7:07 pm

NS wrote:I don't see what's so bad about that. Nothin' wrong with a little buttsecksin


Oh that's just the start.

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[5/16/2011 8:45:55 PM] Desert Punk: I
[5/16/2011 8:45:57 PM] Desert Punk: CANNOT
[5/16/2011 8:46:01 PM] Desert Punk: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
[5/16/2011 8:46:16 PM] Hathor Liderc: Fine... *unzips pants*
[5/16/2011 8:46:28 PM] Desert Punk: *slurp slurp slurp slurp
[5/16/2011 8:46:35 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): o.o Hathor so naughty
[5/16/2011 8:46:43 PM] Hathor Liderc: Drink that warm milk. It'll help you sleep. >=3
[5/16/2011 8:46:47 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): Punk even naughtyer
[5/16/2011 8:47:03 PM] Sham-Chii (Legretta): Sham-Chii (Legretta) feels left out =(
[5/16/2011 8:47:19 PM] Desert Punk: i'd offer you some, but... you're married =P
[5/16/2011 8:47:30 PM] Hathor Liderc: lol
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Re: Funny Convos

Postby Moonlight Soldier » Wed May 25, 2011 7:29 pm

AME: Holy CHRIST!
Reporter: Don't take the lord's name in vain. That's seriously the only thing that offends me.
AME: Since when are you born again? *goes on to discuss the merits of Jesus vs. Thor* etc. etc.

about 10 minutes later ...

AME: You know I'm just joking right (to reporter) ... I was just teasing didn't mean to offend you.
Reporter: Yea I'm just working on cutting this story from like 800 words to 300
AME: HOLY CHRIST! *pause* sorry. :X
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