<Chuck> ReggieSmalls, I CHOOSE YOU!
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<Chuck> MAGIC BITCHES!!!
<ReggieSmalls> good evening ladies and gentlemen
<NME> :o
<NME> amazing!
<Arashinome> BLACK magic
<Arashinome> Black as the night sky magic
<Chuck> The best kind
<ReggieSmalls> how the hell I get here
<Arashinome> You've been summoned blackfeet
<Arashinome> to crywalk
<Arashinome> with us
<Arashinome> in the night
Funny Convos
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macchinainterna
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Re: Funny Convos
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Prodigi
- is the conductor.
- Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:48 am
Re: Funny Convos
Myself and a colleague/friend discussing what we should get for lunch:
Wagamama = noodle bar
Jesters = pie shop
Cal: i do not feel like wagamama today
Cal: i could not eat it, to my dismay
Richard: that's fine what you say
Richard: wagamama can be kept at bay
Richard: eat it some other time we may
Cal]: let's not let this hunger fester
Cal: perhaps we shall enjoy the jester
Richard: jesters have a hat
Richard: I'm not sure if i want that
Cal: "that i want" you shall say
Cal: when i suggest yum subway
Richard: subway today?
Richard: sounds like it just may
Cal: hooray
Richard: don't be so blasé
Cal: touché
Richard: i wonder if they do sauce from Bombay
Cal: perhaps its best to let this lay
Wagamama = noodle bar
Jesters = pie shop
Cal: i do not feel like wagamama today
Cal: i could not eat it, to my dismay
Richard: that's fine what you say
Richard: wagamama can be kept at bay
Richard: eat it some other time we may
Cal]: let's not let this hunger fester
Cal: perhaps we shall enjoy the jester
Richard: jesters have a hat
Richard: I'm not sure if i want that
Cal: "that i want" you shall say
Cal: when i suggest yum subway
Richard: subway today?
Richard: sounds like it just may
Cal: hooray
Richard: don't be so blasé
Cal: touché
Richard: i wonder if they do sauce from Bombay
Cal: perhaps its best to let this lay
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-MD
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Re: Funny Convos
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macchinainterna
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Re: Funny Convos
Skype chat just a few moments ago....
[8:56:31 PM] Dr.Dinosaur: I got 100 guns 100 clips
[8:56:36 PM] Dr.Dinosaur: I'm from new york
[8:56:39 PM] Dr.Dinosaur: NEW YORK
[8:56:41 PM] ReggieSmalls: hahaha
[8:56:47 PM] Me: Nice one Todd
[8:57:02 PM] MonkeyKing: I got a rock
[8:57:26 PM] Me: I own a horse
[8:58:02 PM] MonkeyKing: I killed a my little pony
[8:58:12 PM] Me: I skinned a Care Bear
[8:59:06 PM] MonkeyKing: I skull fucked Yoga Bear
[8:59:09 PM] MonkeyKing: wait...
[8:59:26 PM] MonkeyKing: wrong bear
[8:59:42 PM] MonkeyKing: WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
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Pwolf
- Friendly Neighborhood Pwaffle
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- Location: Some where in California, I forgot :\
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Re: Funny Convos
We've been having some problems with the Library's public computers so for the last 3 weeks we have been trying to fix and come up with a better solution for them...
Yesterday morning:
Boss: I'm going to be working on trying to get one of the public PC's working from our office. As soon I get one i'll start on that. One of you head over there later today and pick one up (pointing to me and the intern).
Me: There's two right there, have your pick! (pointing to two PC's we picked up the week before).
Boss: DAMNIT! (He didn't want to have to work on it that soon.)
This morning:
Me: So, you get that PC up and running on Mothership yet? (Mothership is one of our servers at Library that handles the public PCs)
Boss: Forgot about that. Hey! There's two right there, pick one and set it up, thanks!
Me: DAMNIT!
Just before I left work we had a short meeting about the Library situation. At about 4:45pm we were trying to get our manager out of his office to discuss what was going on:
Boss: Hey we need to discuss the library situation so you don't get a surprise earful tomorrow morning...
Manager: Ok, give me a second...
Boss: Hurry up, you don't want to pay Jr. (my nickname) overtime!
Manager: OK! What's up?! (jumping out of his chair and running out of the office... it's only funny because he's cheap and he knows it... and we like to make fun of him for it.)
later on around 5:05...
Manager: Scott, for all your hard work, take the rest of the night off!
Me: Thanks boss! Will you pay me for the 5 minutes of overtime I just put in also?
Yesterday morning:
Boss: I'm going to be working on trying to get one of the public PC's working from our office. As soon I get one i'll start on that. One of you head over there later today and pick one up (pointing to me and the intern).
Me: There's two right there, have your pick! (pointing to two PC's we picked up the week before).
Boss: DAMNIT! (He didn't want to have to work on it that soon.)
This morning:
Me: So, you get that PC up and running on Mothership yet? (Mothership is one of our servers at Library that handles the public PCs)
Boss: Forgot about that. Hey! There's two right there, pick one and set it up, thanks!
Me: DAMNIT!
Just before I left work we had a short meeting about the Library situation. At about 4:45pm we were trying to get our manager out of his office to discuss what was going on:
Boss: Hey we need to discuss the library situation so you don't get a surprise earful tomorrow morning...
Manager: Ok, give me a second...
Boss: Hurry up, you don't want to pay Jr. (my nickname) overtime!
Manager: OK! What's up?! (jumping out of his chair and running out of the office... it's only funny because he's cheap and he knows it... and we like to make fun of him for it.)
later on around 5:05...
Manager: Scott, for all your hard work, take the rest of the night off!
Me: Thanks boss! Will you pay me for the 5 minutes of overtime I just put in also?
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Niotex
- The Phantom Canine
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NME
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- Status: nauseating bliss
- Location: Far Country
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Niotex
- The Phantom Canine
- Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:54 pm
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- Location: Netherlands
Re: Funny Convos
Dude, do you have to comment on everything you see or hear?
That's kinda sad.
Anyway, this is different from IM logs how? The people I talk to are aware of the recording. It would be creepy if I just didn't tell them. The main purpose of the recording is for business ends but it's on auto record just in case something comes up unexpectedly. Or you know, like in this case when "a funny" happens.
That's kinda sad.
Anyway, this is different from IM logs how? The people I talk to are aware of the recording. It would be creepy if I just didn't tell them. The main purpose of the recording is for business ends but it's on auto record just in case something comes up unexpectedly. Or you know, like in this case when "a funny" happens.
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dreamawake
- Prodigal Pen-Throttle
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- Location: Nowheresville, NJ
- Contact:
Re: Funny Convos
OMG DO YOU HAVE TO POST ON THE FORUMS LIKE ANYBODY ELSE? SHIT IS SAD MAN
<Cannonaire> ?eminem
<Macbot> Eminem & Hayley Williams) [05:13m/320kbps/44kHz]
<Tab> haha
<Arashinome> oh god
<Arashinome> not airplanes
<Cannonaire> ?eminem
<Macbot> oh, last night some nigger was listening to eminem really loud in his car and now i have no idea
<Arashinome> ANYTHING BUT AIRPLANES
<NichoVoid> LOL
<Arashinome> ROFL
Excuse the racial slur, the bot doesn't know any better.
<Cannonaire> ?eminem
<Macbot> Eminem & Hayley Williams) [05:13m/320kbps/44kHz]
<Tab> haha
<Arashinome> oh god
<Arashinome> not airplanes
<Cannonaire> ?eminem
<Macbot> oh, last night some nigger was listening to eminem really loud in his car and now i have no idea
<Arashinome> ANYTHING BUT AIRPLANES
<NichoVoid> LOL
<Arashinome> ROFL
Excuse the racial slur, the bot doesn't know any better.
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NME
- Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:11 am
- Status: nauseating bliss
- Location: Far Country
Re: Funny Convos
Stop taking yourself so seriously M-dawg, it ain't a good look on you.
Come to think of it, that ain't a good look on anyone.
DO KEEP UP THE QUALITY POSTING THOUGH, M-DAWG!
+PCE!
Come to think of it, that ain't a good look on anyone.
DO KEEP UP THE QUALITY POSTING THOUGH, M-DAWG!
+PCE!nil per os