Funny Convos

[Prodigi]

I was arguing with my ex-boss about the way something at work gets calculated and within all the legitimate arguing we had random slanders. Highlights:

Tim - (in work signature) Kind Regards, Superiorly asian and therefore awesome at math
Cal - Double check your abacus and then go back to your rice paddy
Tim - (out of office auto reply) I am currently out of office because my math is too awesome.
Cal - I'm gonna slap you in the face with Math.
Tim - If I had time to mspaint-chop a black dildo into your mouth, I’d do it. And I’d write ‘math’ on the side of the dildo.
Cal - Fu Manchu and Genghis Khan called, they want their mustache and hat (respectively) back from your dad.

[Prodigi]

Cal - Have you heard about 'Thankskilling'?
Richard - That movie looks fowl.
Tim - Oh, I don't know Richard. You might be pheasantly suprised.
Cal - You're having a pullet my leg.

[Prodigi]

Discussing a recent news article about a man in NZ who was 'impaled in the groin by a kayak':

Cal - "That's not impaled. That's having your groin obliterated by a kayak."
Tim - "Did it explode in big balls of fire? I guess that just goes to show: you can't have your kayak and heat it too."

[Prodigi]

This was a legitimate case of us all not paying attention.

Cal - "... But she was probably too busy taking calls."
Tim - "Did you just say she was too busy taking cocks?"
Cal - "No I said calls."
Seth - "Did you just say balls?"

[wurpess]

Inan says:
dude u need dvds of boku no pico
Camillia says:
I found them on ebay for $150. . .per disk! And there's no guarantee they wouldn't be stopped by customs. ;_;
Inan says:
lmao true
xD
Camillia says:
So sad,
Inan says:
yes it is
;-;
Camillia says:
;_;
I need to find someone in Japan, who has access to the disks. And knows shit about HQ encoding. >_<
Inan says:
lmao
thats easy!
xD
Camillia says:
0_o
And can rip, encode and upload then somewhere for me within the next 5 hrs would be awsm right now.
Inan says:
lmao
impossivle
Camillia said (11:38 PM):
Well, if they're Japanese, of course they have access to anime child porn and awsm technology to do awsm (nearly impossible) things. XD
Inan says:
lmao yeah
the japanese and their pedophilia
Camillia says:
Pedophilia and technology. XD
Inan says:
together mixed into 1
Camillia says:
Yes. Which would benefit me greatly right now. XP
Inan says:
lmao ewww
u nasty girl
Camillia says:
Ok, that didn't come out quite right. >.>

[godix]

For amvnews.ru Level Up 2011 contest, I'm paired with a 17 year old girl. So we were talking in IRC today and the end of the conversation goes like this:

her: How old are you?
me: I'm a lot older than you. 37.
her: Really? I have to go to bed now. bye bye.

I think it was a coincidence actually, but the idea I scared a teenage girl away just by stating my age made me laugh.

[mirkosp]

Godix for pedo of the year.
Also, the fact I didn't read his title as "a disturbed member" but as "a masturbed member" helps even less...

[godix]

Godix for pedo of the year.
Also, the fact I didn't read his title as "a disturbed member" but as "a masturbed member" helps even less...

Perhaps I should get it changed to a masturbated member by asking that be put for atari

[MystykAMV]

For amvnews.ru Level Up 2011 contest, I'm paired with a 17 year old girl. So we were talking in IRC today and the end of the conversation goes like this:

her: How old are you?
me: I'm a lot older than you. 37.
her: Really? I have to go to bed now. bye bye.

I think it was a coincidence actually, but the idea I scared a teenage girl away just by stating my age made me laugh.

loool xDDD I remember that, ahh you know you didn't scare me away ;D

[-MD]

MD (8:50:15 PM): ok ok well I'll send you the file to listen to it later lol
Minion (8:50:27 PM): nothx
MD (8:50:28 PM):
MD (8:50:34 PM): k
MD (8:50:35 PM): k
Minion (8:50:39 PM): rather keep shitty music OFF of my hdd
MD (8:50:54 PM): O.O
Minion(8:51:12 PM): your sound like
Minion(8:51:28 PM): NO REALLY THIS BACKSTREET BOYS SONG DON"T SUCK
Minion(8:51:32 PM): ITS DIFFERENT
Minion(8:51:36 PM): DIFFERENT
MD(8:52:07 PM): lol
Minion(8:52:12 PM): i drank gatorade all day yesterday. this morning i took a green shit. it was different
Minion(8:52:16 PM): bit still shit
Minion(8:52:29 PM): not that exciting

He HATES Kill Switch Engage.....but Verses found a KSE CD in his room :3

MD (6:37:26 PM): Rave help!
Rave Epic (6:37:35 PM): Sup?
MD(6:37:43 PM): I am making a new AIM screen name
MD(6:37:45 PM):
Rave Epic (6:37:49 PM): yeah?
MD(6:37:53 PM): because this one isn't mine
Rave Epic (6:38:00 PM): o_o
Rave Epic (6:38:04 PM): MeteorDragon?
MD(6:38:08 PM):
MD(6:38:15 PM): that sounds perfect
MD(6:38:20 PM): genious!!
MD(6:38:25 PM): I can't spell
Rave Epic (6:38:28 PM): I'm cool like that
MD(6:38:52 PM): I'm so glad I asked you! You come up with the best ideas!
Rave Epic (6:39:02 PM): Are you being sarcastic? >O
MD(6:39:33 PM): no why?
Rave Epic (6:39:41 PM): Just makin sure
Rave Epic (6:39:42 PM): lol

I lied......