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Funny Convos
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- CodeZTM
- Spin Me Round
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Me: It's great to be back boss, although I didn't expect to have to come in so early on a Sunday. O_o
Boss: Well, we've been at a loss without you! We don't have any idea of how to make these stupid computer things run, so we've had to call in all sorts of help!
Me: Oh surely somebody worked!
Boss: Nope, I almost called in some experts.
-Walks into a room, where a dog is sniffing at a computer, a cat sleeping on the keyboard, and a small toddler banging on the office printer with a rattle-
Boss: O_o
Me: I'd say you have been calling in all kinds of help, but I'd hope I have more expertise then them, although that cat certainly reminds me of some technical support I've had in the past.
Boss: XD
Boss: Well, we've been at a loss without you! We don't have any idea of how to make these stupid computer things run, so we've had to call in all sorts of help!
Me: Oh surely somebody worked!
Boss: Nope, I almost called in some experts.
-Walks into a room, where a dog is sniffing at a computer, a cat sleeping on the keyboard, and a small toddler banging on the office printer with a rattle-
Boss: O_o
Me: I'd say you have been calling in all kinds of help, but I'd hope I have more expertise then them, although that cat certainly reminds me of some technical support I've had in the past.
Boss: XD
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Latest update from Life In The Workforce:
Let There Be Dried Clothing!
C - “Getting up and putting on slightly damp clothes on a winter morning is probably the 5th Circle of Hell.”
R - “Do they smell? That’s the 9th Commandment.”
C - “For God said on the 5th day: ‘If thou hast a heater in thine vehicular mode of transportation then thou shan’t suffer the indignity of questionable odours.”
R - “…”
C - “Too much?”
Let There Be Dried Clothing!
C - “Getting up and putting on slightly damp clothes on a winter morning is probably the 5th Circle of Hell.”
R - “Do they smell? That’s the 9th Commandment.”
C - “For God said on the 5th day: ‘If thou hast a heater in thine vehicular mode of transportation then thou shan’t suffer the indignity of questionable odours.”
R - “…”
C - “Too much?”
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Not a 'convo' per se, but I just came across this again and it still puts a big ol' smile on my face. I posted the following in a thread in General AMV about "the future of AMVs" back in 2007:
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- ZephyrStar
- Master of Science
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Oh wow, the memories
- Chez
- Not Mexican
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So I log onto my aim for the first time in a few years and I get sex botted, so I quoted that thing some starwars
True Story Bro
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- Kitsuner
- Maximum Hotness
- Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:38 pm
- Status: Top Breeder
- Location: Chicago, IL
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Apparently I started an in-joke with the loss prevention guys at work a few months ago without realizing it. For the past four months, they would ask me if I'd gotten chinese food, or tell me they were getting chinese food. I didn't get it, but I'd play along, because hey, why not?
Tonight I finally asked what it was about, and they thought I had come up with it. They told me that back in May, I walked into their office, asked if someone ordered chinese food, and left. A minute later, they smelled a raunchy fart, and neither one did it. Supposedly I farted in their office and called it chinese food. The next week, Jonathan (the LP supervisor) walks up to me in the break room, ripped a loud fart, and asked if I ordered any chinese food. I was super confused for the next four months.
See, I don't actually remember any of this happening. They said I was playing my game for that first rebuttal, so that one I'm not surprised I didn't notice. I don't remember farting in their office either, but I can believe I'd do that. I probably farted, then got distracted by the smell of chinese food.
Tonight I finally asked what it was about, and they thought I had come up with it. They told me that back in May, I walked into their office, asked if someone ordered chinese food, and left. A minute later, they smelled a raunchy fart, and neither one did it. Supposedly I farted in their office and called it chinese food. The next week, Jonathan (the LP supervisor) walks up to me in the break room, ripped a loud fart, and asked if I ordered any chinese food. I was super confused for the next four months.
See, I don't actually remember any of this happening. They said I was playing my game for that first rebuttal, so that one I'm not surprised I didn't notice. I don't remember farting in their office either, but I can believe I'd do that. I probably farted, then got distracted by the smell of chinese food.
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- Kitsuner
- Maximum Hotness
- Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:38 pm
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- Location: Chicago, IL
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Ladies...
OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.
Stirspeare wrote:<Stirspeare> Lopez: Vanquish my virginity and flood me with kit. ["Ladies..."]
- Ileia
- WHAT IS PINK MAY NEVER DIE!
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