Funny Convos

[macchinainterna]

Devo got me good today

[Pwolf]

I took an extra day off today to re-coop after being gone for Sakuracon... my Boss messages me:

Boss: NARFs are done (A NARF is a form staff fill out if they need a network account created, changed, or deleted. It's more or less my job to process them... and there were a lot while i was gone).
Me: Awesome! But i'm still not coming into work today.
Boss: Good.
Me: Hope you guys didn't miss me too much.
Boss: You were gone?
Me: Oh, ouch... It burns. It's not even Tuesday (inside joke, Tuesdays tend to be when the gloves come off and no-one is safe from witty remarks)
Boss: It'll hurt more tomorrow.

[Monitor Zombie]

At AB this weekend -

Me - "I think they're in Main."
Jen - "WHAT?!"
Me - "Not the state! Main events."
Jen - "Ooooooh. Right."
Me - "How do you even screw that up?"
Jen - "You know exactly how I screwed that up, you followed my though process without me having to say anything."

[Jadecavy]

I love DN sometimes. I feel like I accomplished something. First turn he does shit, summons shi en, I take it with mind control, dark hole, etc. Monster reborn it, summon BLS, hit him for 5500. Next turn there's nothing really he can do, so he pulls shit out, attacks, cheats, etc. I call an admin, he calls me some names and leave, so I decided to harass him a bit, conversation's as follows;

jadecavy2: You're a terrible player, how does it feel knowing I effectively beat you in two turns?
jazz55: U SUCK JUST SHUT UP
jadecavy2: Excellent comeback, reflects your intelligence and duelling capabilities perfectly
jazz55: STOP STALKING ME
jadecavy2: That is CLEARLY what I'm doing
jazz55: GO TO HELL
jadecavy2: I'm already headed there, friend
jazz55: NO UR NOT
jazz55: IF U WERE U WOULDVE STOP STALKING ME FOOL
jadecavy2: Heh
jazz55: Apprently u are dumb and stupid
jadecavy2: Yes, clearly I am the dumb and redundant one
jazz55: yes stalking other people so u better quit it
jadecavy2: A) I am very clearly not stalking, more getting back at you for cheating and quitting, and No thank you
jazz55: who cares about quitting and cheating
jazz55: i just want to quit it doesnt matter its just a game only u care u want to win
jadecavy2: Pretty much everyone in this world, friend, so I'd get used to a negative response from similar actions in the future
jazz55: IT DOSENT MATTER ON WHAT I Do
jadecavy2: I think you should go to school
jazz55: Y DONT U GO
jazz55: I FINISHED
jazz55: UR PROBABLY ONLY &
jazz55: 7
jadecavy2: If you've finished, whoever educated you did a piss-poor job of it
jazz55: U PROBABLY DID WORSE
jazz55: U NO UR JUST A BULLY
jadecavy2: Excellent comeback friend, you should be proud
jazz55: STOP BOTHERING ME GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE
jadecavy2: It'd be quite easy for you to minimize this chat box and ignore me
jadecavy2: It seems to me that you enjoy the attention
jazz55: ITS ANNOYING
jazz55: IM REPORTING U
jadecavy2: Most likely due to a lack of attention that you get from your parents
jadecavy2: Go ahead
jazz55: SHUT UP
jadecavy2: Maybe if you ask nicely
jazz55: Can u plz stop bothering me Plz
jadecavy2: Type it out in a coherent sentence with proper grammar, punctuation and spelling, and yes, I will.
jazz55: Can you please stop bothering me please?
jadecavy2: The please was redundant, but thank you, yes, I will. In the future, I'd suggest keeping that up, it makes you look far more capable and respectable. Good day.

Caps lock; cruise control for cool. And yugioh's serious business.

[aerotem]

Ulysses says:
imadownscale
like
urmom
aerotem says:
ima downscale
like ur moms miscarriage
Ulysses says:
i mean..
venasaourr

[macchinainterna]

[Mr. Fuzzyflippers]

[4:16:25 AM] Kimberly: mm wangss


I TOLD YOU I'D POST IT KIM

[MycathatesyouAMV]

[3:45:25 AM] Mycathatesyou: My ambition is to sleep with everyone in this chat
[3:45:35 AM] Mycathatesyou: without them realizing it
[3:45:37 AM] Amaterasu: i'll make that a reality baby

[Mr. Fuzzyflippers]

[12:42:03 AM] Kimberly: kristyn make me orgasm like ohhhhh

[macchinainterna]

Me logging back into a chat room after my Opera browser suddenly crashed.