Funny Convos

[hasteroth]

Me:
Ok, I just shot rum and graham cracker out my nose.

That sounds painful

[Prodigi]

http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

[Magnus]

http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

*loves you for this*

[Prodigi]

http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

*loves you for this*

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[NS]

Old convos I stumbled across recently:
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[12:26:12 AM] Blain: strretlight feb 18th
[12:26:15 AM] Blain: BE THERE DUDE
[12:26:31 AM] Tory: yo but how the fuck am i supposed to be there
[12:26:58 AM] Blain: get here
[12:27:26 AM] Tory: but
[12:27:27 AM] Tory: how
[12:27:33 AM] Blain: wit magic
[12:27:35 AM] Blain: or goose
[12:27:44 AM] Tory: what about a magic goose
[12:27:50 AM] Blain: there ya go
[12:30:29 AM] Tory: ok then so how does one go about finding a magic goose
[12:30:41 AM] Blain: dude
[12:30:47 AM] Blain: You cut down a birch tree right?
[12:30:56 AM] Blain: then you go by the lakeside at night
[12:31:12 AM] Blain: and slap a piece from the middle of the cut down tree log against the water
[12:31:23 AM] Blain: repeatedly
[12:32:25 AM] Tory: that sounds easy enough
[12:32:29 AM] Blain: yeh
[12:32:32 AM] Blain: It's not too badf
[12:32:39 AM] Blain: especially since you get a magical goose for it
[12:32:48 AM] Blain: but you do have to catch it, which can be tricky
[12:33:38 AM] Tory: man i catch birds all the time
[12:34:11 AM] Blain: how many are magic?
[12:34:25 AM] Tory: none, at least not to my knowledge
[12:34:39 AM] Blain: then you shall be in for more then you know
[12:35:00 AM] Tory: but waterfowl do happen to be my specialty
[12:35:11 AM] Blain: Oh nice
[12:35:19 AM] Blain: Well, you should be fine, and if not, you can just keep trying
[12:35:24 AM] Blain: you have like almost a month
[12:35:39 AM] Tory: i got all the time in a world to catch some birds
[12:35:47 AM] Blain: yeh, but you need one by the 18th
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[1/28/2011 2:21:17 AM] spncr: yeahhh
[1/28/2011 2:22:00 AM] spncr: and at least 90 diffenent people clicked on it
[1/28/2011 2:22:08 AM] spncr: cause i have 90 new unique pageviews on my blog
[1/28/2011 2:22:14 AM] Blain: oh baby
[1/28/2011 2:22:20 AM] Blain: that's how you do it
[1/28/2011 2:22:22 AM] spncr: yeah
[1/28/2011 2:22:33 AM] spncr: im pretty much the most popular guy on the block
[1/28/2011 2:22:41 AM] Blain: dude
[1/28/2011 2:22:49 AM] Blain: you need to start updating it regularily
[1/28/2011 2:22:54 AM] spncr: i know
[1/28/2011 2:23:11 AM] spncr: i need to like have a goal
[1/28/2011 2:23:12 AM] spncr: of like
[1/28/2011 2:23:19 AM] spncr: taking at least one pic every day
[1/28/2011 2:23:39 AM] spncr: and posting it
[1/28/2011 2:23:53 AM] spncr: speaking of
[1/28/2011 2:23:55 AM] spncr: i think ima post one
[1/28/2011 2:24:06 AM] Blain: post a picture of me
[1/28/2011 2:24:11 AM] Blain: slamming a cupboard door
[1/28/2011 2:24:15 AM] spncr: kay
[1/28/2011 2:24:17 AM] Blain: being angry
[1/28/2011 2:24:21 AM] Blain: and call it artsy
[1/28/2011 2:24:23 AM] spncr: kay
[1/28/2011 2:24:32 AM] Blain: It'll be a statement about the teenage situation in america today
[1/28/2011 2:24:38 AM] Blain: and you'll get invited on the colbert report
[1/28/2011 2:24:44 AM] Blain: deep shit
[1/28/2011 2:24:57 AM] spncr: dude
[1/28/2011 2:25:00 AM] spncr: how do you think of this stuff
[1/28/2011 2:25:05 AM] spncr: that will work for sure
[1/28/2011 2:25:09 AM] Blain: Cuz I'm amazing
[1/28/2011 2:25:17 AM] Blain: I'm the ideas guy, we've been over this
[1/28/2011 2:25:26 AM] spncr: this is a tre fact
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[2/20/2011 11:22:44 PM] Blain: dude, go to food network, wait for the show to come back on, and check out this goober of a dude in a green shirt they got on there makin' up some cupcakes
[2/20/2011 11:28:01 PM] spncr: wtf
[2/20/2011 11:28:02 PM] spncr: hahahahaha
[2/20/2011 11:28:10 PM] spncr: get out of here guy
[2/20/2011 11:28:25 PM] Blain: house of cupcakes? more like house of HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE
[2/20/2011 11:28:34 PM] spncr: lol
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[NS]

Also for reference, Goose is one of our friend's nicknames (From first convo)
and this is the guy on the food network I was talkin' about:

[Hathor Liderc]

I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate...

[Jadecavy]

I don't know if some of my convos would be appropriate...

Look where you are.

[CodeZTM]

This is probably only funny to people that have played Dragon origins. >_<

Oh, and Friend B has NOT played dragon origins, and is a ridiculous man-slut.

FriendA: So.... Friend B.. Have you ever licked a lampost in winter?
FriendB: What?
Me: I don't think he's even seen a basilisk!
FriendA: Leh gasp! He's probably never ate jellied ham either!
FriendB: #googles
FriendB: I hate you both. So much.

[Moonlight Soldier]

Ian: I don't understand why people call those girls names. If it wasn't for that small circle of women, we'd all still be virgins.
Dani(elle): You're welcome.