Radical_Yue wrote:"Welcome to the candy competition little Jimmy! Candy makers from aaalll over the world made the very bestest candy they could in hopes of winning a golden twizzler! Please read the rules and sign this stating that you read and understand them"
Jimmy - "Wowsers! This sounds greatI hope my candy does well"
"And good luck to you littly Jimmy! However, with this competition we judge it special like. If you enter, you have to judge! So get ready to eat a little bit of everything! All of it delicious!"
Jimmy - "Yay! That sounds great! Except...I can't really have any of those super duper special eye bursting sour candies =( They don't agree with my system so I tend to avoid them...I've heard that they're only really enjoyed by select candy enthusiasts though. Besides, how can I give a good honest opinion on something that doesn't make me feel well? It'll be ok, right Mr. Disembodied Voice?"
Billy -"HEY LITTLE JIMMY THE RULES ASK YOU TO TRY ALL THE DAMN CANDY NOT JUST SOME WHAT ARE YOU A PUSSY?"
Jimmy - "B-b-b-but...Billy...I want to help, but I don't like those kind...they really don't make me feel good..."
Bob - "I agree with Jimmy, this candy makes me nauseous. I might try a lil but that's it"
Sammy - "But but but I made that candy. If you don't try it, it'll hurt my feelings, Bob"
Timmy - "Yeah, Jimmy, Bob. The rules ask you to have all the candy, not just some. So grow some damn balls and just do it"
Johnny - "That's just it, Timmy. It asks you to have it all. It doesn't say you must have it all, so we don't really have to have it all"
Timmy - "Now you're just being a dick"
Mr. Disembodied Voice - sighs
You know, I think I just might try and enter Pro some time in the future.








