Mr Oni's Prison bitch contest

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:16 pm

Ok guys get crackin you have 5 weeks to complete a video to the song prison bitch. here are the rules.

You have to use the complete song.

1.This video must be disturbing.

2.Lip synch is a must

3.Gay anime is fine but read rule 4

4.the funnier the better

5.3 people must make a video and no deadline extensions

This is the song that is Credited to Bob and tom however versions I have downloaded are incomplete so make sure you have the whole thing

Mr Oni

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:19 pm

Prize is box set dammit.

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:43 pm

This song is not by hate plow it is by Rodney carrington from the bob and tom show.

Mr Oni

Mroni · Post by **Mroni** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:21 pm

Heres the lyrics

They say our love is taboo
That what we’re doing is wrong
But I don’t care what they say
’Cause our love is so strong
They tell us we should be ashamed
We’re not husband and wife
But I cherish each moment with you
I’m so glad you’re in my life

You’re my prison bitch
My prison bitch
You’re not like other men
I’m glad we share a prison cell
When lights go out at ten
I can’t express the way I feel
Now that would be a crime
As long as I am doin’ you
I don’t mind doin’ time

’Cause you’re my prison bitch
My prison bitch
And I have no regrets
I got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes
At first you were resistant
But now you are my friend
I knew that I would get you
In the end

Prison bitch
Prison bitch
I guess that you were sent from up above
Prison bitch
Prison bitch
And now you are my prisoner of love

[male with high-pitched voice]
I’m your prison bitch
Your prison bitch
And you’re a sex machine
I only have one request
How ’bout some Vaseline
I’m tired of this prison cell
I need to get away
They sentenced me to seven years
Now it’s seven times a day

I’m your prison bitch
Your prison bitch
You nymphomaniac
I really hate these [knockers?]
That pat you on my back
I thought that I could break away
But now I’m losing hope
And God I’m tired of pickin’ up the soap

Prison bitch
Prison bitch
[male with low voice] Turn off the lights
’Cause I can hardly wait
Prison bitch
Prison bitch
[male with high voice] When I get out I’m ready to go straight

[male with low voice]
You’re my prison bitch
My prison bitch
I’ll never say good-bye
You’re not like all the others
Too bad they had to die
[male with high voice]
On second thought
I think I’ll stay
If you want me to
Your prison bitch is never leaving you

[dialogue]
low voice: At first you were my cell mate, but now you’re my soul mate. So come here baby, come here.

high voice: Oh no, not again. Now I know why they call you a hardened criminal.

low voice: Come on, you’re gonna find out why they call this the pokey.

Bakadeshi [AuN Studios] · Post by **Bakadeshi [AuN Studios]** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:02 am

I think you got bad timing Mr Oni, everyone is working on AWA vids.

SnhKnives · Post by **SnhKnives** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:53 am

Bakadeshi [AuN Studios] wrote:I think you got bad timing Mr Oni, everyone is working on AWA vids.

I agree, however im sure Add or Pilk will be glad to drop thier AWA vid for the reason to make a disturbing vid.

however, their AWA vids are probably like that too ^^

AMV_4000 · Post by **AMV_4000** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:23 am

you know me all to well.. well i can juggle 42 vids at once, just finished a vid tonight, plan to finish one every other day in july... or try to... and im definately in for this contest!
and fear not, for i am working on all 20 of my big awa projects.. and i plan to have them all finished by awa... and if not by awa, then i have all winter to prepare them for all the cons next year! after all.... i am the king of spayn.. i have to be able to be... more human then human.. anyways, widh me luck... whenever i get this song i'll prolly do a vid to it...

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:15 pm

hmmm.... this sounds really horrible

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:21 pm

Is gundam wing ok?

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:36 pm

THis videos too easy , better get that prize ready

(joking) Come'on we need more contestants I don't
want the door prize again