List of Necessary Actions for Good Happy Success:1) Pool funds and send one person with matches to both LittleAtari and SilkSk's houses. Proceed to burn them to the ground. Note: It is more economical to send only one person. Times are difficult right now.
2) Hire an anthropologist to observe and communicate with both contest coordinators and contestants of all Org contests to determine the clash of interest that causes every f#@$@! d@%! to sign up for contests they have no intent of actually being involved in or staying devoted to.
3) Hold a town meeting and enact a bill/ordinance that requires every citizen of a-m-v.org to shun "black-listed" members.
4) Search out and find repeat offenders and black list them.
5) Remind editors that a competition of this nature is intended to foster creativity as well as highlight individual editors traits; frequently leaving contests will only ever show a lack of commitment, personal strength, and perseverance (as well as the inability to work under any kind of pressure).
6) Use extra funds (from the pooled amount listed in Rule #1) to purchase multiple boxes of matches for any future drops, who will herein/hereafter be referred to as "faggots".
7) "Faggots" are and will be "black-listed" and thereafter banned from participating in tournaments/competitions for a duration of three months on the first offense, six months on the second offense, and permanently after a third offense.
8) This rule set may also be applied to the "Multi-Editor Project" section of these boards if determined necessary by those present in the chair at the aforementioned town meeting (or may be enacted under Emergency Code 857B, which entails "a drastic increase in the amount of 'faggots' signing up for Multi-Editor Projects").
9) All of the aforementioned rules should be completely disregarded, as every one of them is completely and utterly ridiculous.