Heh, no problem. I wanted to make it a general jab at people who can't handle 'language' in a humorous light, not the people in control who do it to appease those people ^^ I admit, I don't mind it not going in, but it helped me feel a bit better about having to do this ^^
A couple that surprised me when I tried them were the 'coocoo' sound worked so well for "...god damned ass backwards *COOCOO*" as it totally caught the intention of it statement and the image as well ^^ That one was by far the best, most of the day was spent attempting to maximize the impact of the censor sounds.
Some of them went through dozens of iterations, and I'm not completely happy with many of them, but some just worked. The second and third 'FUCK!" in the background were the worst, because they cut off part of the narrative as well. But the first one happened in a lull between narrative, and the scream I used caused me to lose it so hard when I first heard it that I had to stop for a bit to calm down ^^ Also I spent a half hour looking for a zipper noise on the net for the 'cock' censor ^^ In many ways it's actually worse than saying the word

Love when that happens. I never would have considered a party favor or golf swing to work so well for censorship
I would love to reference the censorship somehow though. Most of it works, but the last two screams have no way of working. I even searched the rest of the commercial for replacement words, but the bastard never says 'your' ever again -_- If you feel it works though, I'm very happy I didn't waste the day. My biggest worry is that people will pay more attention to the noises and miss the overarching joke because of them.
EDIT: Actually, do you think you could ask the contact if we could keep the military disclaimer for fun? I mean you can tell them it's not about them, because it's not, but I think it'll be a fun jab at censorship in general ^^ It's more about letting the audience know a bit of the situation in joke form I guess.
I really just hope this is enough censorship. I cut things close for the purposes of maintaining the integrity of the original as best I could, using the "f-" and "sh-" and "-ing" to allow those who wanted to hear it to hear it. Pleaaaaase let them have this be enough... If it happens not to be and I have to cover the words more, hopefully they won't be schmucks about it and give us a bit of time to update it as long as they have that version ready.