The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:I put in a request form "Lolita Acquisition 4025-A" in triplicate, and have yet to receive my loli shipment or my statement of rejection.
What gives?
Your mail was not received, your pedo-bear stamp statement was invalid please go to the nearest police and or news station to requisition another one. If this process is too slow for you /rs/ should supply temporary loli replacements until your stamp statement has been filled out. Once processed your loli amount will be verified on the amount of script time dialogue as set by film commission standards. For every minute of dialogue you will gain one loli. If the dialogue is nothing but a single letter for one minute you will lose two lolis. If you don't have lolis to lose then repossession will be in effect and items from your personal home will be put into our custody. Hope you enjoyed Sanchez Loli Emporium S.L.E if you have any complaints code would be our customer service representative.








