Immorrel: We better go ahead and do a quick roundup on the rest of your skills before we get the cease and desist order from Headhunter.
Link: *nods and walks off stage*
Immorrel: What are you up to now, Link?
*Link comes riding in on Epona*
Immorrel: I'm not sure how you got Epona here, but you have always had a knack dealing with horses. What should we hit next?
Link: *puts a finger up in the universal "gimme a minute" gesture and rides off the stage. Once he finds a place to leave Epona he returns, takes a seat and pulls out an ocarina*
Immorrel: Musician, check. By the way, how the hell do you carry all of the crap you've collected so that you can use it when you need it?
Link: *pulls the belt pouch off his belt and starts pulling out a variety of things from it*
Immorrel: I really need to get me one of those. You know how much easier it would be to move with one of those things. So any other talents worth mentioning?
Link: *tosses Immorrel a picture*
Immorrel: Hold the phone, you skateboard?
Immorrel: Ok, I didn't see that one coming. I guess we should wrap this up and let someone else demonstrate why they are inferior to you.
Link: *nods and takes the remote from Immorrel and pushes a button*
Immorrel: In conclusion, We'd like to say that Link does awesome. Not many can do awesome, but Link does it with style and finesse.
*Link and Immorrel bow, and exit stage left*
footnote: DeviantArt FTW