Haruhi: *listens into her headphone* what? Ah really?...Yes, yes, no problem...Yes, it's allowed.
Seras: Who was it? Is there any problem?
Haruhi: Are you worried for me, Serry? It's just u_queen. This is something you don't want to miss.
*Haruhi presses a button in the control and the big screen in the hall turns on. U_queen appears with the beach behind her*
u_queen: Hi, everybody! I couldn't manage bring L to the auditorium and then I thought, which place is better for showing the swimsuit than the beach? Haruhi told me that's allowed soooo. Let me present you L!
u_queen: WTF! What are you doing?
Ryuzaki: What it looks like, I'm wearing a swimsuit.
u_queen: Well true, but this is a beauty contest. You don't look like I imagine. C'mon, move along and give me a sexy pose
Use what you have in the sourroundings.
Ryuzaki: What about this?
u_queen: Hell yes!
Haruhi: Whoa and I thought that guy was as thin as paper.
u_queen: Yeah, everybody thinks so...
u_queen: Hey! Have you already dressed?
Ryuzaki: I told you I don't like to dress like that.
*u_queen takes a bucket and throws cold water to him*
Ryuzaki: *shivers* You didn't have to be mean.
u_queen: *squees* Finally you did a pose without making me to kick you ^_^
Ryuzaki: What did I do?