Sousuke: *Stepping out of the shower* Why are you filming me?
Wurpess: *With camcorder taping live feed to the stage area* It's for the contest, don't worry about it. Now put on your next outfit. I left it over there.
Sousuke: You mean we're not done?
Wurpess: Of course not. Now get dressed!
*Sousuke takes clothes to another room to change*
Wurpess: Perfect! *takes Sousuke out to the stage, where everyone is now much cleaner and happier, and poses him* And now here's Sousuke sporting his sexy soldier boy look.
Sousuke: But this is nowhere near practical military attire. .
Wurpess: Ssshhhh! *Hits remote to raise a small jungle set next to them and poses Sousuke in it.*
Wurpess: And our brave warrior in his element
Sousuke: I actually rarely fight in the jungle. . .
Wurpess: Shush. Now strip.
Sousuke: I beg your pardon!
Wurpess: You heard me, strip.
Wurpess: *sigh* No, we can go backstage if you're bashful.
Sousuke: Why are you making me do this. It's humiliating
Wurpess: As a soldier, it's your duty to carry out your mission and do what it takes to make sure your mission is a success, correct?
Wurpess: Right now, this contest is your mission. Which means in order for it to be a success, you need to win, correct?
Sousuke: *sigh* Affirmative.
Wurpess: As your sponsor, it is my mission to help you get votes and make sure you do well. And I feel that this would help you get more votes.
Sousuke: But didn't that HeadHunter fellow say that we had to be wearing something?
Wurpess: I didn't mean strip down naked. Just down to your underwear.
Sousuke: I see. *sigh* Very Well. *strips*
Wurpess: *Snaps photo* Ok, let's go.
Sousuke: Why did you just take a photo?
No reason. *onstage* And now, since this is the male equivalent of the swimsuit/lingerie contest, I give you Sousuke in man-gerie.
*whistles and *SQUEE*s are heard*
Wurpess: And now, because it wouldn't be a shirtless contest with Sousuke without it, I give you the famouse shirtless clip from Episode 8 of Fumoffu! *hits button on remote, and the clip plays on the screen*
Wurpess: *turns to Sousuke* And NOW, we're done. . .for now.
Sousuke: So I can put my clothes on now?
Wurpess: No. . .I mean, sure.