Chad: Ride dolphins?
Chad: With your cat?
Chad: Right. . .
Chuck: Ok, I'm sure all the guys there are dying to know, what kind of qualities do you look for in a guy?
Kaorin: WHO SAYS SHE WANTS A GUY?!!!!
Wurpess: Kaorin, sit down. It's hypothetical, and it's her question anyway.
*Kaorin sits down and pouts*
You mean, guy, like a boyfriend?
Chuck: Yes, that would be what I mean.
Sakaki: Oh . . .um. . .
I don't really know. Someone nice, and fun. And someone who liked animals. And maybe someone cute, with cat ears!
Chuck: Cat. . .ears. . . ?
Chad: Your ideal guy, is a nice, fun, animal loving. . .cat boy?
Chad and Chuck: *Look and each other* Right. . ..
Chad: Ok, final question. This is for her sponsors, Kaorin and Wurpess. Why did you decide to sponsor Sakaki and is there anything else you can tell us about her. Like, why should our voters vote for her?
Osaka: *Jumps on stage and hits a button on a remote, showing a picture on the screen behind the contestant and her sponsors* Because she has big boobs!
Kaorin: OSAKA!!! YOU'RE NOT HER SPONSOR!!!!
Sakaki: Where did you get that picture?
Wurpess: *takes remote from Osaka and turns the picture off* Ok, Osaka. I think there might be some paste to go eat somewhere else.
Osaka: Maybe there's some melon bread! I sure hope there's melon bread! *runs off stage*
Wurpess: Anyway. Sakaki is a nice, bright, energetic young lady with a love of animals. She's a great friend who's always there when you need her and isn't afraid to fight for what she believes in.
Kaorin: Miss Sakaki is just soooo awesome!! Like, you should see her at the sports fests! She can beat all the boys at running!!! And those hats that she designed for the culture fest. They were too cool! And she's so tall, and so pretty. And she has a great body! And she's so nice! And did I mention she's awesome?!
Kaorin: Um yeah. So I decided to enter Miss Sakaki into this contest because I thought that she's so much better than all those other girls. And everybody needs to know just how awesome she is.
Chuck: Well, it's great that Sakaki has fans like you. *turns to wurpess* So why did you sponsor her?
To tell you the truth, I had no clue what I was getting myself into. This crazed school girl ran up to me going on about this contest she wanted to enter her friend into, but she needed an org sponsor. So I agreed.
Chad: Awww, you did it out of the goodness of your heart?
Actually, um, Kaorin said that she'd have Tomo steal one of the boy's uniforms out of the locker room for me.
Tomo: *runs onstage* Speaking of which, here it is. And I included a photo of the boy I stole it from. *puts the folded black fabric in wurpess' lap, along with the photo* Hope you appreciate it. Went through a lot to try and get it. He kinda caught me trying to take it, then he ran after me and started shooting at me. I just narrowly escaped!
Wurpess: *Looks at photo, falls out of chair, then gets back in* This is Sousuke Sagara. He doesn't go to your school.
Tomo: I didn't think it mattered which boy's locker room I took it from..
Wurpess: *runs around squealing and rubbing her face on the uniform* I HAVE SOUSUKE SAGARA'S SCHOOL UNIFORM!!!!!!
Kaorin: WILL YOU FOCUS?! This is about Miss Sakaki!!!!!! Who's way better than that boy! She even looks better in the uniform! *Takes the remote and pushes a button*
Wurpess: *sits down, but continues to rub her face on the uniform* Sorry. Anyway. Are there any more questions, or are we done?
Chad and Chuck:
Chad: I think we've seen all we need to see here.
Chuck: Now please leave.