Forget it, I'm just going to use the questions from the last contest.
Let's see if I can do this right:
Chad: And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the final round of the 4th Annual Miss Anime Universe, the Q&A round!
*audience boos and hisses*
from background: MORE FANSERVICE!!!
Chuck: If your lucky, we may get to see some last-minute skin. Be patience.
from background: NOO!!! I WANT SEE SOME NOW!!! YOU HERE ME??? RIGHT THIS M-*is flamed*
Chuck: . . .
Chad: okay. Anyways, we have our first contestant up on stage now accompanied by her sponser, Kagura!
from another area: IT'S ABOUT TIME!
L.Fist: I see someone else wants to be engulfed in flames.
*audience is silence*
Chuck: Now then, Kagura-san, shall we begin?
Kagura: uhh, okay. Bring it on!
Chad: To start: "What kind of pet would you prefer to have?"
Kagura: Hmm. . . well, I haven't given it much thought. But, if anything, I would have to say a dog. Not only are they tough, but they're loyal too. Plus, they would be very helpful, especially for my friends case. *winks at Sakaki*
Chuck: Interesting. Now the next question: "If you could have one wish to be granted what would it be?"
Kagura: Hmm. . . well that one is obvious.
I'd wish to be the Greatest of Competitors. No one would match my skills. I'd be an unstoppable.
Chad: That is quite a wish. Now for the last question: "What's your idea of a perfect date?"
Kagura: A date?
L.Fist: . . .
Kagura: Hmm. . . I guess a day at the beach would be pretty good start.
Chuck: Okay! Would the sponser like any thing to add?
L.Fist: *writing in notebook* . . .day at the beach.
Heheh, nothing at the moment. Heheh.
from background again: LOSER!
*L.Fist goes to attack that person*
Chad: Hmm. . . must be hard to work with someone like that, huh Kagura-san?
Kagura: YEAH, BURN THE HELL OUTTA HIM!
Kagura: I'm bored, what can I say.
Chad: Yeeeeah, and that's it for Kagura-san. Stay tuned for the next contestants.