The 4th Annual Miss Anime Universe Contest

NS · Post by NS » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:44 pm

*NS kicks the penguin*

*Maya punches NS out of anger*

NS: Totally worth it.. You see, I can eliminate the competition and still have my contestant get the animal rights activist vote. BUWHAHAHA

Chrono63 · Post by **Chrono63** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:44 pm

Chrono: So... I heard you can choose to recieve looots of melon-pan if you win the contest.

Shana: Hmm, ugh, okay... but only this time!! >_<

Each of your votes for me will result in a nice present. I hope to see lots of them. ;)
*turns to Chrono* Don't you dare laugh unless you want to become a torch. <_<;

PS: As some may have noticed, I will only be using Itou Noiji's pics, because Shana is the hottest with her drawing style. ^^

JShaggy · Post by **JShaggy** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:01 pm

JShaggy: I demand the floor!

BEHOLD!

Name: Moka Akashiya
Age: 15
Series: Rosario+Vampire

*Hamster Bat flies around the stage*

JShaggy: What the hell?!

Bat: I'm a bat, chuu.

*JShaggy grabs rifle and shoots bat*

*Duck Hunt sound plays*

JShaggy: Frick'n bats.

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:22 pm

NerdStrudel wrote:*NS kicks the penguin*

*Maya punches NS out of anger*

NS: Totally worth it.. You see, I can eliminate the competition and still have my contestant get the animal rights activist vote. BUWHAHAHA

Dawn: GASP!

CodeChrono: You really shouldn't have done that NS..... *ducks under table*

*Dawn pulls out bright black poke'pall*

Dawn: GO! TENTACLE RAPE-MON!

*Gigantic tentacles begin attacking NS*

Dawn's Victory Pose:

Dawn: Whew! Now that that's taken care of, shall we get back to the contest at hand?

*Dawn swoops her clothing off to reveal!*

MAIDSERVICE! :O

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:04 am

The day after yesterday.
Cloud: I'm going to this contest down at AMV place!
Tifa: WHAT! No, your not! There's no way you can. Only women are allowed to enter.
Cloud: Oh please! You don't realize how bored i am. Ill let you guys dress me up.
A few minutes later.

Cloud: Okay, I give. There's no way i can do this.
Tifa: I no. Why don't you go, aeris!
Aeris: No, I'm pretty sick. I can't. Why don't you, tifa! You can show those girls!
Tifa: Eh, I have better things to do.
Aeris & Cloud: .......
Tifa: Okay, FINE! Those girls won't know what hit em.
Aeris & Cloud: We'll be watching.

The next day.

Suddenly the crown goes wild.
Chuck: What's going on?
Chad: Well, well, well. Looks like we have another contestant! Wait, is that... Could it really be!? But how!?
Chad: Huh?
Crowd chants: Tifa, Tifa, Tifa!
Chuck: but where is she? ... Oh there she is!
Making her way down threw the crowd enters tifa.
Tifa: Hey guys! Sry, im a bit late. I was having a hard time deciding wither or not if i should enter this pathetic contest. But with all this riot going on there was no way i was gonna pass up this chance to kick some ass!
Chuck: *whispers to chad* but is it allowed?
Chad: I'll Allow It!!!
Tifa: *walks over to chad and chuck* Here you go. My personal data.
*hands chad a piece of paper with her picture in it*

Name: Tifa Lockhart
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Height: 167cm / 5' 5.7"
Bloodtype: B
Birthday: May 3rd
Birthplace: Nibelheim
Job: Bar hostess
Fighting style: Bare knuckle
Weapon: Fists
Anime: Final Fantasy 7 Last Order

b00omshakalaka · Post by **b00omshakalaka** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:07 am

b00omshakalaka wrote: Suddenly the crowd goes wild.

*Cough* No one saw that. *cough* [lol]

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:31 am

Immorrel wrote: and raise you cat girl
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2842 ... e02rb2.jpg

*A soccer ball comes out of nowhere and hits Immorrel right in the face knocking him out*

Yoruichi: You call THAT a catgirl? I'll show you the true catgirl.

*Yoruichi claps her hands together and there's a loud bang as smoke emanates everywhere. As the smoke begins to dissipate, a long black tail and black pointed ears can be seen.*

Yoruichi: Behold the Ultimate Sexy Neko Form!

Everyone:...

Yoruichi:....wait, I think I did the wrong one...

*Tifa looks over and sees Yoruichi in cat form and sparkles appears in her eyes. She runs over and scoops up Yoruichi into her arms.*

Tifa: Aww, you're even more adorable than Cait Sith!

Yoruichi:...damnit...

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:31 am

*Immorrel gets up, shaking his head*

Immorrel: We're only on page 6 and I've already been knocked out, run over, beaten multiple times, and generally abused. I'm going to have to start doing something about this.

*Immorrel walks to the White Base bar, pours himself a Jack & Coke, and takes a drink*

Immorrel: Now I think I'm ready.

*Immorrel tears up a tablecloth from one of the tables, and shoves it into the top of the Jack bottle. He then lights it on fire and throws it at Ijexis. The molotov cocktail explodes in front of Ijexis engulfing him in fire*

Immorrel: That should be a good start to the festivities.

Ijexis · Post by **Ijexis** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:30 am

*Ijexis sees the molotov heading his way and utters one word:mommy...*

*Ijexis lets out an anguished yell and runs around in the background while Yoruichi doesn't bother to look up since she's warm in Tifa's lap*

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:43 pm

*Wurpess looks around at the "festivities", and between the arrival of the great Tifa, shootings, beatings, moltov cocktails, etc, she is seriously considering getting a drink. But then, she realized with Tifa here, Cloud might show up. All of a sudden, her bishie senses started tingling. She looked up to see Cloud and Aerith trying to find a seat in the half full, half destroyed stands.*

Wurpess: ZOMG! IT'S CLOUD!!! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

*Wurpess pulls her super fangirl leap/*glomp* combo, leaping from her place in the middle of the Arena straight onto Cloud, knocking the poor confused hero over in the process.*

Wurpess: *Wrapping arms and legs around him, with paddle and manga still in hand, and rubbing her face on his shirt* YAY!!! CLOUD!! You're even hotter in person.

Aerith: What do you think you're doing?!

*Aerith begins beating Wurpess. Still clinging to Cloud, she attempts to shield herself with the Smexy Yaoi Manga of Protection.*