3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest
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Megaman: *meditating with zanpakuto sitting in front him. gets annoyed by commotion*
Megaman: URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!! (Japanese: SHUT UP!) *gets up, pulls out zanpakuto, gets ready use zanpakuto*....................
Chad: Ladies & gentlemen, our next contestant is emerging from the hot spring, please welcome Ms. God.
Bob: Chdd!
Chuck: He means, Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!
Haruhi: *steps out of hot spring and drops towel*
Megaman: *sheaths zanpakuto and sighs* Haruhi! You do realize that you're standing naked in front of all these people, right?
Haruhi: So what?
Yoruichi: You go, girl!!!!!
Megaman: *smiles* Never a dull moment. Anyway, this is the swimsuit and lingerie contest. Do you mind?
Haruhi: I'm kinda bored of this now.
Bob: Zey Wht? (Say what!?)
Chuck: It seems that Ms. Suzumiya has lost interest in the competition.
Chad: However, she is standing our here completely naked! And that's something to be happy about!
Bob: Dmn screyt!
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch again)
*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*
Chad: Bob, I'm rather glad that you're all bandaged up like that.
Chuck: Ditto................Wait a minute!!!!!! Kyon, and one of last year's winners, Mikiru have rushed to the arena floor!
Kyon: *rushes to Haruhi with Mikiru and covers her up with a towel* Haruhi! What the hell!? (Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you............)
Haruhi: Hey Kyon! What's up Mikiru?
Mikiru: Um, you have to wear a bathing suit or lingerie.
Haruhi: What do you think, Kyon?
Kyon: (I know there is a God! I know there is a God!) (As much as I'm enjoying this right now, )*looks at Haruhi's ass* I rather not see you get disqualified. If you don't mind......
Haruhi: Ok, but only because it's you, Kyon. *puts on swimsuit and drops towel*
*strips and changes into second swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
*strips and changes into third swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
Kyon: (Damn, she's hot! And so is her competition!)
Haruhi: *sees Kyon eying her and blushes. strips and proceeds back to hot spring* Mikiru come join me. *grabs Mikiru forces her to get her clothes off*
Mikiru: No! Noooooooooo!
Lucy: Nyu! Nyu! *strips and proceeds to help Haruhi with Mikiru*
Mikiru: No you too! Nooooooo!
*all three end up in hot spring*
Chad: WOW!
Bob: Wht ee sid! (What he said!)
Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen....................wait a minute! Who was using the arena cameras to take pictures? Bob? *looks at computer screen in announce booth* You've been taking pictures since this part started!
Bob:
Chad: Figures. Bob, you think you can hook mee up with some copies?
Chuck: You do know that Lucy might kill us if she ever sees thes, right?
Chuck: We'll be right back.
Megaman: URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!! (Japanese: SHUT UP!) *gets up, pulls out zanpakuto, gets ready use zanpakuto*....................
Chad: Ladies & gentlemen, our next contestant is emerging from the hot spring, please welcome Ms. God.
Bob: Chdd!
Chuck: He means, Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!
Haruhi: *steps out of hot spring and drops towel*
Megaman: *sheaths zanpakuto and sighs* Haruhi! You do realize that you're standing naked in front of all these people, right?
Haruhi: So what?
Yoruichi: You go, girl!!!!!
Megaman: *smiles* Never a dull moment. Anyway, this is the swimsuit and lingerie contest. Do you mind?
Haruhi: I'm kinda bored of this now.
Bob: Zey Wht? (Say what!?)
Chuck: It seems that Ms. Suzumiya has lost interest in the competition.
Chad: However, she is standing our here completely naked! And that's something to be happy about!
Bob: Dmn screyt!
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch again)
*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*
Chad: Bob, I'm rather glad that you're all bandaged up like that.
Chuck: Ditto................Wait a minute!!!!!! Kyon, and one of last year's winners, Mikiru have rushed to the arena floor!
Kyon: *rushes to Haruhi with Mikiru and covers her up with a towel* Haruhi! What the hell!? (Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you............)
Haruhi: Hey Kyon! What's up Mikiru?
Mikiru: Um, you have to wear a bathing suit or lingerie.
Haruhi: What do you think, Kyon?
Kyon: (I know there is a God! I know there is a God!) (As much as I'm enjoying this right now, )*looks at Haruhi's ass* I rather not see you get disqualified. If you don't mind......
Haruhi: Ok, but only because it's you, Kyon. *puts on swimsuit and drops towel*
*strips and changes into second swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
*strips and changes into third swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
Kyon: (Damn, she's hot! And so is her competition!)
Haruhi: *sees Kyon eying her and blushes. strips and proceeds back to hot spring* Mikiru come join me. *grabs Mikiru forces her to get her clothes off*
Mikiru: No! Noooooooooo!
Lucy: Nyu! Nyu! *strips and proceeds to help Haruhi with Mikiru*
Mikiru: No you too! Nooooooo!
*all three end up in hot spring*
Chad: WOW!
Bob: Wht ee sid! (What he said!)
Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen....................wait a minute! Who was using the arena cameras to take pictures? Bob? *looks at computer screen in announce booth* You've been taking pictures since this part started!
Bob:
Chad: Figures. Bob, you think you can hook mee up with some copies?
Chuck: You do know that Lucy might kill us if she ever sees thes, right?
Chuck: We'll be right back.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- NS
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Faye: well mine are larger then any of you other lady's so.. The squabbling is rather pointless.The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Hunter: *voice booms over the intercom* Ladies, ladies, don't argue like this, there are enough plastic surgeons for the both of you, not that Excel has any she can recommend...
*sounds of a bit of a struggle*
Excel: He's implying mine are bigger!
Hunter: Goddamnit, back in the cage! *sounds of violence as the sound dies away*
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Ruby-eye: My guess would be that it has something to do with a transdimensional gate opening for a split second on the stage and changing her bikini with one of another dimension......NerdStrudel wrote:Nerd: Holy shit, How'd they like... Swich swimsuits so fast, did ya put two on her or somethin'?
Lucy: Oh look who`s talking miss strips-nude-and-covers-up-with-a-discreet-silk-cloth.......code_chrono wrote:Rosette: *Stares at Lucy & Yoyuichi* Sluts.... What devilish and wayward sinners. May God have mercy on their souls.
Lucy: On a completely other note, what did I hear about.....pictures....
Bob: Oh shi-
- older_gohan
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Bob: Well Chuck it seems as though the leading contestant has gone and done something different.
Chuck: That's right Bob. She out right refused to wear anything beyond a mini skirt.
Bob: That's correct. When we asked why well...
Chuck: Lets just say our intern has gone to a better place.
Chuck: Doesn't she look fabulous folks?!
*Silence from the crowd*
*Riza pulls her gun out and points. the crowd breaks out in applause. One guy whistles and she shoots taking off some of his hair.*
Bob: Well Chuck I think I speak for everyone when I say vote for Hawkeye, or else...
Chuck: That's right Bob. She out right refused to wear anything beyond a mini skirt.
Bob: That's correct. When we asked why well...
Chuck: Lets just say our intern has gone to a better place.
Chuck: Doesn't she look fabulous folks?!
*Silence from the crowd*
*Riza pulls her gun out and points. the crowd breaks out in applause. One guy whistles and she shoots taking off some of his hair.*
Bob: Well Chuck I think I speak for everyone when I say vote for Hawkeye, or else...
- NS
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- megaman917
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Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
- NS
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- The Origonal Head Hunter
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- megaman917
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No shooting the contestants, please! The other sponsors............go ahead!The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Hunter's voice comes over the speakers: Can I shoot her Mega? I'm getting restless! If not shooting, can I blow her up?megaman917 wrote:Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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