3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest

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Postby megaman917 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:41 am

Megaman: *meditating with zanpakuto sitting in front him. gets annoyed by commotion*
Megaman: URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!!, URUSAI!!!!!!!! (Japanese: SHUT UP!) *gets up, pulls out zanpakuto, gets ready use zanpakuto*....................

Chad: Ladies & gentlemen, our next contestant is emerging from the hot spring, please welcome Ms. God.
Bob: Chdd!
Chuck: He means, Ms. Haruhi Suzumiya!

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Haruhi: *steps out of hot spring and drops towel*

Megaman: *sheaths zanpakuto and sighs* Haruhi! You do realize that you're standing naked in front of all these people, right?

Haruhi: So what?

Yoruichi: You go, girl!!!!!

Megaman: *smiles* Never a dull moment. Anyway, this is the swimsuit and lingerie contest. Do you mind?

Haruhi: I'm kinda bored of this now.

Bob: Zey Wht? (Say what!?)

Chuck: It seems that Ms. Suzumiya has lost interest in the competition.

Chad: However, she is standing our here completely naked! And that's something to be happy about!

Bob: Dmn screyt!
(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch again)

*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*

Chad: Bob, I'm rather glad that you're all bandaged up like that.

Chuck: Ditto................Wait a minute!!!!!! Kyon, and one of last year's winners, Mikiru have rushed to the arena floor!

Kyon: *rushes to Haruhi with Mikiru and covers her up with a towel* Haruhi! What the hell!? (Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you............)

Haruhi: Hey Kyon! What's up Mikiru?

Mikiru: Um, you have to wear a bathing suit or lingerie.

Haruhi: What do you think, Kyon?

Kyon: (I know there is a God! I know there is a God!) (As much as I'm enjoying this right now, )*looks at Haruhi's ass* I rather not see you get disqualified. If you don't mind......

Haruhi: Ok, but only because it's you, Kyon. *puts on swimsuit and drops towel*
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*strips and changes into second swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
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*strips and changes into third swimsuit* *snapshot from arena camera*
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Kyon: (Damn, she's hot! And so is her competition!)

Haruhi: *sees Kyon eying her and blushes. strips and proceeds back to hot spring* Mikiru come join me. *grabs Mikiru forces her to get her clothes off*

Mikiru: No! Noooooooooo!

Lucy: Nyu! Nyu! :P *strips and proceeds to help Haruhi with Mikiru*

Mikiru: No you too! Nooooooo!
*all three end up in hot spring*

Chad: WOW!
Bob: Wht ee sid! (What he said!)
Chuck: Ladies and gentlemen....................wait a minute! Who was using the arena cameras to take pictures? Bob? *looks at computer screen in announce booth* You've been taking pictures since this part started!
Bob: :twisted:
Chad: Figures. Bob, you think you can hook mee up with some copies?
Chuck: You do know that Lucy might kill us if she ever sees thes, right?
Chuck: We'll be right back. :roll:
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Postby NS » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:50 am

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:Hunter: *voice booms over the intercom* Ladies, ladies, don't argue like this, there are enough plastic surgeons for the both of you, not that Excel has any she can recommend...

*sounds of a bit of a struggle*

Excel: He's implying mine are bigger!

Hunter: Goddamnit, back in the cage! *sounds of violence as the sound dies away*


Faye: well mine are larger then any of you other lady's so.. The squabbling is rather pointless.
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Postby Ruby-Eye » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:40 am

NerdStrudel wrote:Nerd: Holy shit, How'd they like... Swich swimsuits so fast, did ya put two on her or somethin'?

Ruby-eye: My guess would be that it has something to do with a transdimensional gate opening for a split second on the stage and changing her bikini with one of another dimension...... :|

code_chrono wrote:Rosette: *Stares at Lucy & Yoyuichi* Sluts.... :evil: What devilish and wayward sinners. May God have mercy on their souls.

Lucy: Oh look who`s talking miss strips-nude-and-covers-up-with-a-discreet-silk-cloth....... :roll:

Lucy: On a completely other note, what did I hear about.....pictures....

Bob: Oh shi- :shock:
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Postby older_gohan » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:35 pm

Bob: Well Chuck it seems as though the leading contestant has gone and done something different.

Chuck: That's right Bob. She out right refused to wear anything beyond a mini skirt.

Bob: That's correct. When we asked why well...

Chuck: Lets just say our intern has gone to a better place.

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Chuck: Doesn't she look fabulous folks?!

*Silence from the crowd*

*Riza pulls her gun out and points. the crowd breaks out in applause. One guy whistles and she shoots taking off some of his hair.*

Bob: Well Chuck I think I speak for everyone when I say vote for Hawkeye, or else...
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Postby NS » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:47 pm

Nerd: No bikini and there are some dudes in there with her, Wtf. This isn't sexy. BOO
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Postby megaman917 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:52 pm

Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
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Postby NS » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:00 pm

Faye Takes a gun out of who knows where and points it at hawkeye

Faye: Come on, let's not go down this road, ok honey?
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:11 pm

megaman917 wrote:Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.

Hunter's voice comes over the speakers: Can I shoot her Mega? I'm getting restless! If not shooting, can I blow her up?
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Postby megaman917 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:58 pm

The Origonal Head Hunter wrote:
megaman917 wrote:Megaman: Ms. Hawkeye, this is the swimsuit & lingerie part of the contest. Please humor us, because I don't want to have to disqualify you.

Hunter's voice comes over the speakers: Can I shoot her Mega? I'm getting restless! If not shooting, can I blow her up?


No shooting the contestants, please! The other sponsors............go ahead!
"If you're not cheating, you're not trying!" - R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967 - 2005)
Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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Postby CodeZTM » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:41 pm

Rossette: Well, at least one of you wayward sinners has taste and dignity. May the lord give his blessings to this young maiden. *Smiles*
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Postby wurpess » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:56 am

*wurpess timidly walks over to the judges carrying something white in her hand. She clears her throat to get their attention*

wurpess: Excuse me. I had kinda borrowed Riza's bathing suit which is why she couldn't wear it today. And she sure wasn't going to come out in her underwear. But I have it here. Is it too late?

Chuck: Well, no. But its customary for the contestant's sponsor to provide wardrobe in such cases.

wurpess: I know. But I don't want to see her get disqualified for my mistake. Will you at least take a look and decide from there if this is acceptable in this situation?

Bob: YES!! I really need to see her in her bathing suit! *Raised eyebrow from Chuck and wurpess* I mean, we really need to see for ourselves before we can make that decision.

wurpess: *gives Bob an odd look* Very well. I'll just go back and help her get into it.

Bob: *drools and says to Chuck as wurpess leaves* I hope we get to see some girl on girl action!

wurpess: *Gives Bob the look of death* I totally heard that. And neither of us swing that way.

*wurpess goes back stage. Suddenly, you hear Riza yell "WHAT?! You've gotta be kidding me! I'm not going out in front of those pervs like that!" wupess's voice is heard trying to talk her into it. The sound of fabric ripping and a gunshot is heard.

Riza: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!

wurpess: COME ON! Buck up! You have to do this.

Riza and wurpess come running across stage. Riza runs across the stage shooting, followed by wurpess brandishing a white swimsuit and dodging bullets Matrix style. Riza is half dressed and her shirt is ripped.*

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Bob/Chuck: :shock: *drool*

wurpess: Stop being a baby and put the stupid thing on!

Riza: NO! I'm a State Alchemist. I will not stoop to this level.

*More battling ensues backstage until Riza finally emerges onstage wearing her swimsuit and carrying a pistol. wurpess takes her pistol and switches it with a water gun. Riza starts to point the water pistol at wurpess. wurpess points Riza's actual gun at her and motions for her to get out on stage. Riza stomps out*

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Riza: THERE!! Are you happy?!


Chuck: :D

Bob: :twisted:

Riza: Ok, I'm taking this thing off now. I hope you're happy! *storms offstage, retrieving her pistol from wurpess as she passed.*
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Postby Rapture** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:51 am

Rapture** : Sorry for being late everybody,I was busy and stuff... :?

Bob : Yeah,yeah,okay let's just check out your contestant! :twisted:

Chuck : Shut up you idiot! *smacks Bob*

Bob : Ouch... Well I just wanted to see some naked skin... *babling to himself while covering his left eye with ice package*

Rapture** : Yeah.. Right.. Well,let's just see my beaty contestant in her neat swimsuit. *runs off to backstage..*

*backstage becomes silent,just as the rest of contest.. Silent voice runs trough the hall*

Rapture** : Common - put it on and everything will go just fine,as long as you show up for a moment..

Yakumo : But.. It's.. Embarassing... :oops:

Rapture** : ... What are you talking about? You're not naked,so It's fine!

Bob : I would prefer being her naked instead...

Chuck : *smacks bob into right eye* there you go,now try to see that in your dreams idiot!

Rapture** : Did you hear that? They want to see you!

Yakumo : Maybe I shouldn't do this? I need to go and finish manga with Harima-san..

Rapture** : Damn that Harima bastard..

Yakumo : What?

Rapture** : Oh nothing... So let's move on with the swimsuit stuff!

Yakumo : As I said,I think maybe I shouldn't do this...

Rapture** : So it's decided! Let's change! I'll be leaving the room now.. :D

*few minutes later*

Yakumo : I'm done... :oops:

Rapture** : Well don.. What's this? And this is supposed to be swimsuit? Oh well,let's keep it.. I'll just add this accessory and we're done!

Yakumo : Oh,it looks nice!

Rapture** : I know,that's why I picked it!

Bob : Will you finaly come up here and show yourself??

Chuck : Wait a bit longer,they'll come up any minute now!

Bob : I hope so! :twisted:

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Rapture** : And so we're done!

Yakumo : *comes up to the stage* Umm...

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*runs off the stage*

Rapture** : :shock:

Bob&Chuck : :shock:

Rapture** : Erm.. Yakumo! Wait up! Where are you running?

Yakumo : *turns red* I just can't do this!

Rapture** : Just wait a sec.! *runs after Yakumo*

........

Chuck : Well that was weird... I guess that's it for this contestant...
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Postby megaman917 » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:23 pm

Bob: mmmmm! (Ahhh!)
Chad: What's wrong, Bob?
Bob: rrr ast ooh cntstnts strmd fff.... (Our last two contestants stormed off....)
Chuck: ....and you wanted to take more pictures?
Chad: I wonder if there's a ruling against this...
Chuck: ...and the fact that wurpess took over for older_gohan.

Megaman: I'll allow it!

Chad: Good! Now all we have to is wait on our last two contestants C.C. and Shiho Matsuri.
Chuck: Let's hope they come out soon.
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Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:38 am

Hunter: Damn you, Mega! Disqualify them already so I can use them as targets!
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Postby megaman917 » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:44 am

Megaman: Hunter, let's step into my office (outside). We got some catching up to do.

*both step outside and begin a battle of epic proportions*
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Through tragedy, she found triumph. R.I.P. Coretta Scott King (1927 - 2006)
Long live the "King of Pop"! R.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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