3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest

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3rd Ms. Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest

Postby megaman917 » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:54 pm

Chuck: Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome back! Up until a few moments ago we were experiencing major technical difficuties. As you can see, our original announce booth was destroyed thanks to Chad firing Harconnen, which in turn set off Head Hunter's time bomb. We've now joining you from one of the sky box suites here in the arena.
Chad: Heh heh! Anyway, it is now time for the Miss Anime Universe Swimsuit & Lingerie Contest! Votes were counted and the recounted.
Bob: *bandaged from head to toe after the explosions* mmvnng nn llll ee..........

Megaman: Bob! Relax, I got this. *points pda towards Jumbotron*
Megaman: The votes are in. *uses pda on Jumbotron*
Megaman: The two with the least amount of votes will be eliminated.

*names appear on screen one at a time*
01. Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist (14)
02. Shihouin Yoruichi, Bleach (13)
03. C.C., ? (13)
04. Lucy/Nyuu, Elfen Lied (13)
05. Haruhi Suzumiya, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (13)
06. Tsukamoto Yakumo, School Rumble (13)
07. Excel “Excel” Excel, Excel Saga (12)
08. Rosette Christopher, Chrono Crusade (12)
09. Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop (12)
10. Matsuri Shiho, Sola (11)
11. Osaka, Azumanga Daioh (8)
12. Shidou Hikaru, Magic Knight Rayearth (6)

Megaman: Shidou Hikaru and Kasuga Ayumu, you have eliminated. However you will go home empty handed. I understand that Bob has prepared lovely gift bags for the two of you. *hands them the bags*

Hikaru: *sees a handle coming out of her bag* What's this? A dagger?
Osaka: Hey, my bag's virbratin'!
*both look inside bags*
Hikaru & Osaka: :shock:

Megaman: :? Ok...... Moving along. Rules are very simple:
1) Follow the .Org's screencaps postings rules.
2) Only post pictures of your contestant.
3) No group pics.
4) Contestants must be in bathing suits or lingerie (underwear). Whether you choose between one, the other, or both is up to you.
5) 7 will move on to the next round.
Megaman: Ladies, please go to your respective dressing rooms and change into whatever you will. We'll start with whoever comes out first.

Megaman: Hikaru, Osaka, what did Bob put in those bags?
Osaka: :oops:
Hikaru: :oops:
Megaman: I get the idea. Bob, I need to have a word with you. Chad, Chuck.........

*20 minutes later*

Chad: We're back, and our first lovely young lady to come out is..........
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:57 pm

... Shihoin Yoruichi!!!

CHUCK:...

BOB:...

*crickets*

CHAD:... um... miss Yoruichi

YORUICHI (OS): JSHTUH MNUHD!!!

(Chuck, Chad, and Bob turn, and camera pans to reveal... )

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CHUCK: Well, at least she's wearing the right attire...

(Yoruichi finishes off the bowl and slams it down

*WHAM*

YORUICHI:*UUUUUUUUU~RP!* Ah... that's better... Now, time to get ready!

CHAD: Huh? Whaddya mean read-

(Yoruichi jumps into the air, rips her clothes off, and lands in a hot spring)

*SPLASHHHHHHH*

CHAD: :shock:

BOB: :shock:

CHUCK: :shock: ... our contestant streaking aside, is anyone else curious as to how a natural hot spring just magically appeared in the studio?

BOB:HOO NOHZ, HOO KEHZ!? (Who knows, who cares)!?

(Bob slams his bandaged arm up and down on his just-as-bandaged crotch)

*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*

CHAD: And here I didn't think you could get any more sad... I was a fool, a horrible, naive fool...

(Chuck rubs his temples

CHUCK (to himself): Think of the money... Think. Of. The. Money. A~LL those zeroes... it's worth it... it's worth it...

(Yoruichi pops out of the spring)

*SPLISH*

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YORUICHI: WOO! Warm meal and a hot bath!

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YORUICHI: Okay! Let's do this!

CHAD: :shock: WAIT! LIKE THAT!?

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YORUICHI: Of course! How else am I supposed to do this?

CHUCK: IN A BATHING SUIT, FOR STARTERS!!! YOU KNOW, SOMETHING YOU SWIM IN!!!???

YORUICHI: Uh, yeah... about that kiddo? This IS how I swim...

CHUCK: :shock:

CHAD: :shock:

BOB: :twisted:

YORUICHI: What? You want proof? Lemme show you my pictures from my last vacation...

(Proceeds to pull out a photo album from God-knows-where)

CHUCK: :shock:

CHAD: :shock:

BOB: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

CHUCK: OKAY! OKAY! WE GET THE IDEA!!! PLEASE! Can you just humor us!? A bikini! SOMETHING! It doesn't have to cover up much! It can be band-aids with strings attached for all we care (god knows we can expect that from Haruhi...)! JUST SOMETHING MADE OF CLOTH!!!

YORUICHI: Oh, fine... you're a bigger baby than Ichigo...

(Yoruichi throws down a smoke pellet)

*POOF*

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YORUICHI: There... how's that?

CHUCK: Much better, thank you...

BOB: Mwwwww! BY DYKD RR BDR NWD (Awww! I liked her better nude!)

CHUCK: We know, Bob... we know. Anyway, thank you, Miss Yoruichi! We wish you the best of luck!

YORUICHI: No problem! (to Chuck Can I take this thing off now? It itches like Hell!

CHAD: Fine... just do it backstage...

(She starts tearing her bikini off)

YORUICHI: WOO-HOO! IT'S NA-KED TI~ME!!!

CHAD: BACKSTAGE! BACKSTAGE!!!

(Bob begins thumping on his crotch again)

*fwmp-fwmp-fwmp-fwmp*

CHUCK: four years at Juliard for this... Okay! We'll be right back with our next contestant, after these messages (and a serious re-negotiation of my contract)...
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:28 pm

Hunter: *marches out with a large pistol in hand, stroking it like a villian strokes their evil cat* And now ladies and gentlemen and otherwise!

Chad: And otherwise...?

Hunter: Presenting Miss Excel Excel! *fires a shot off in the direction he'd come from*

*Nabashin and Pedro walk out carrying Excel upon a pillow*

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Hunter: And for our younger viewers in the audience, a more "modest" peice of apparel.

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Chuck: I think we'd all rather see the first image...

Bob: You got that right, I know I want to smack dat bi-

Chuck: One more word out of you and we'll let Hunter use you for target practice!

Hunter: Who needs practice? *laughs insanely as he sits upon the pillow next to Excel and uses a whip to make Nabashin and Pedro run them back to their bunker*
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Postby The Partisan » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:52 pm

There is no measurable integer value in existence to calculate the extent to which this thread WINS...
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Postby NS » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:24 pm

Chuck: And our next contestant out is lovely Faye Valentine.

Faye Begins walking out with a gun in hand

Chuck: I wonder why she has a... *looks at bob*, Oh, Nevermind.

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*Bob's Nose begins to bleed*

Chad: Damnit bob, Control yourself

Bob: the buubs end the letle emunt uf cluthing (The boobs and the little amount of clothing)

Chuck: *sigh*

Faye: Are we gonna do anything here?.. Cause this is boring.*she lies down and begins to sunbathe
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Chuck: Wait a second... When did this become an outdoor competition?...

Bob is panting heavily

Faye rolls over and looks at the audience seductively
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Faye: Just, Vote for me okay guyssss *winks*
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Postby CodeZTM » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:00 pm

*Chrono walks out on stage*

Chrono: Well, guys we kind of have a problem...

Chuck: What is that?

Chrono: Well, you see... Rossette is a nun. A nun people! Symbol of purity and light! Even googling her comes up with nada! (*Chuck covers up Bob's mouth at this point) How can we have such a beautiful work of God parade around in bikini's and linegere?

Bob: I can tell you...

Chuck: Another word Bob. Just one more word! Let's just see how it ends!

Chrono: Well, so you see the problem... anyway, just make her feel nice about herself...

*Rossette Walks out on stage.

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Rossette: Well guys, do I look HAWT or what?

Bob: ...

Chuck: Very lovely. Very lovely indeed.

Rossette: What, are you kidding? I haven't even stripped off my clothes yet.

*Strips

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Chrono: O_o

Chuck: X_X

Bob: *tounge hangs out*

Rossette: Now how do I look?

Chorno: Gah...

Chuck: Bah...

Bob: Nuns are hot. ^_^

Rossette: Are you kidding me? I'm not finished yet!

*Strips nude & covers up with a discreet silk cloth

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Chrono: *dies

Chuck: Falls out of chair.

Bob: *nosebleed

Rossette: *wink* So everybody vote for me now! I'm gorgeous and sooooo naughty!
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Postby ProdigalLink » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:37 am

Spectator: wait...shes a nun... and she NAUGHTY!?!?!?!?!?!?!? <.< >.>


*waits a moment then commits supuku with a nosebleed and a smile*
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Postby CodeZTM » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:17 am

ProdigalLink wrote:Spectator: wait...shes a nun... and she NAUGHTY!?!?!?!?!?!?!? <.< >.>


*waits a moment then commits supuku with a nosebleed and a smile*


Rossette: May God have mercy on his soul. He has good taste. *wink & air kiss*
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Postby Osakaisthebomb » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:50 am

:cry:

Bomb: Darn you Osaka how could you loose?

Osaka: was it because I slipped on that banana peel? I always wanted to do that.

Bomb: *slaps forehead *
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Postby Osakaisthebomb » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:51 am

I apologize for that horrible misspelling. Lose was the word I was looking for. :shock:
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Postby Ruby-Eye » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:14 pm

----------Backstage----------

Ruby-eye: Hey Lucy next is the Swimsuit Contest so would you mind changing into this bikini?!

Lucy: Why should i wear something like that? :x

Ruby-eye: Well like i said next round is the Swimsuit Contest, where the contestants show themselfe...well...in a swimsuit.... :?

Lucy: Well I have no interest in wearing that!

Ruby-eye: Then what about wearing lingerie for the contest?

Lucy: I don`t wear any lingerie....

Ruby-eye: ....................................... O_o

Lucy: Well if this people want to see some female attributes that bad I will show them some! :twisted: *stripps her self and starts walking towards the stage*

Ruby-eye: Wait Lucy!!! You can`t do that. i wouldn`t mind if you enter the stage naked and probably most other peaple either, but there is a rule against it!!!! :uhoh:

Lucy: Why should i care for some rule made by you apes! *continues walking*

*Ruby-eye runs after her*

Ruby-eye: Than please cover atleast you-know-what! *hands Lucy some bandages*

Lucy: Yeah yeah, whatever.....

----------/Backstage----------




Chuck: And our next contestant out is ouer beautiful Lucy!!!

*Lucy enters the stage wrapped up in bondages*

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Lucy: Well do you like what you see? :wink:

Bob: I certainly do!!! :shock:

Chuck: NICE! But still this is a Swimsuit Contest, so you are supposed to wear a swimsuite.

Lucy: What did you say?! *stares at Chuck*

*biside chuck one of the speakers breaks in two*

Chuck: well what I meant...is...well..... X_x

Ruby-eye: Guess I have no choice...... *knocks Lucy unconscious* ....I`m sorry Lucy.

*Lucy falls to the ground*

Bob: What have you done??? :shock:
Chuck: What have you done??? :shock:

Ruby-eye: just wait....

*Lucy opens her eyes*

Lucy: ......Nyu?

Ruby-eye: Nyuu would you mind to come with me? It should be easier to convince Nyuu to wear a bikini than Lucy. :P

Chuck: Oh yeah...

Nyuu: Nyu? .......okay!

Ruby-eye: We will be back in a few minutes.

*Ruby-eye and Nyuu leave the Stage and walk to the changing room*

*two minutes later Nyuu jumps on the stage completely naked and Ruby-eye runs after her*

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Nyuu: Nyu!!!!!!

Bob: :shock:

Chuck: :shock:

Ruby-eye: Whoaa I`m sorry I don`t know why but she just run straight from the changing room to the stage before she even changed. I tried to stop her, but she escaped......Nyuu you can`t do that!!!! >_<

*grabs Nyuu and drags her back to the changing room*

Nyuu: Nyu?!

Chuck: Oh....that was....strange.....

Bob: I liked it! 8-)

Chuck: Why am i not surprised..... :roll:


*after a few more minutes Ruby-eye enters the stage*

Ruby-eye: Well finally after some (many!!!) problems I present you Nyuu in her bikini!!!!!!!!!

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and here´s probably the only existing "real" picture of Lucy/Nyuu in a swimsuite
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Postby NS » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:51 pm

Nerd: Holy shit, How'd they like... Swich swimsuits so fast, did ya put two on her or somethin'?
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Postby CodeZTM » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:32 am

Rosette: *Stares at Lucy & Yoyuichi* Sluts.... :evil: What devilish and wayward sinners. May God have mercy on their souls.
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Postby EmilLang1000 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:37 am

(Yoruichi looks at Rosette's chest)

YORUICHI: PFFT. Keep talking, "B-Cup..."
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Postby The Origonal Head Hunter » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:45 am

Hunter: *voice booms over the intercom* Ladies, ladies, don't argue like this, there are enough plastic surgeons for the both of you, not that Excel has any she can recommend...

*sounds of a bit of a struggle*

Excel: He's implying mine are bigger!

Hunter: Goddamnit, back in the cage! *sounds of violence as the sound dies away*
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